These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Missouri For 2019


If you can’t score in these Missouri cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Missouri.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Missouri.

For example, Maryville, Missouri has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Missouri if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 79 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Missouri:

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  1. Kirksville (Photos)
  2. Maryville (Photos)
  3. Poplar Bluff (Photos)
  4. Florissant (Photos)
  5. Springfield (Photos)
  6. Bolivar (Photos)
  7. Jennings (Photos)
  8. St. Ann (Photos)
  9. Columbia (Photos)
  10. Bellefontaine Neighbors (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Kirksville?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Kirksville, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Missouri, according to science? That would be Fort Leonard Wood. More on that later.

For more Missouri reading, check out:

How do you decide if a place in the Show Me State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Missouri. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Missouri, that meant a total of 79 cities.

Read on to see why Kirksville is party central.

Kirksville, MO

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 17,519
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
More on Kirksville:  Data | Photos

Kirksville is a city in and the county seat of Adair County, Missouri, United States. Located in the Benton Township, its population was 17,505 at the 2010 census. Kirksville is home to two colleges: Truman State University and A.T. Still University.

Maryville, MO

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.4
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 11,855
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Maryville:  Data | Photos

Maryville is a city and county seat of Nodaway County, Missouri, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 11,972. Maryville is home to Northwest Missouri State University, Northwest Technical School, and the Missouri Academy of Science, Mathematics and Computing.

Poplar Bluff, MO

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 17,112
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Poplar Bluff:  Data | Photos

Poplar Bluff is a small city in Butler County in Southeast Missouri in the United States. It is the county seat of Butler County and is known as “The Gateway to the Ozarks” among other names. The population was 17,023 at the 2010 census.

Florissant, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 51,952
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Florissant:  Data | Photos

Florissant ) is a second-ring suburb of St. Louis, located in northern St. Louis County, Missouri, United States. The city had a total population of 52,158 in the 2010 census, making it the 12th-largest city in Missouri.

Springfield, MO

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 165,785
Bars: 5
Colleges: 9
More on Springfield:  Data | Photos

Springfield is the third-largest city in the state of Missouri and the county seat of Greene County. As of the 2010 census, its population was 159,498. As of 2016, the Census Bureau estimated its population at 167,319. It is one of the two principal cities of the Springfield-Branson Metropolitan Area, which has a population of 541,991 and includes the counties of Christian, Dallas, Greene, Polk, Webster, Stone and Taney. Springfield’s nickname is “Queen City of the Ozarks” and it is known as the “Birthplace of Route 66”. It is home to several universities, including Missouri State University, Drury University, and Evangel University.

Bolivar, MO

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 10,654
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Bolivar:  Data | Photos

Bolivar is a city and county seat of Polk County, Missouri, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 10,325.

Jennings, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.8
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 14,743
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Jennings:  Data | Photos

St. Ann, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.3
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 5)
Population: 12,864
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on St. Ann:  Data | Photos

St. Ann is an inner-ring suburb of St. Louis in mid St. Louis County, Missouri, United States. The population was 13,020 at the 2010 census.

Columbia, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.8
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 118,620
Bars: 15
Colleges: 4
More on Columbia:  Data | Photos

Columbia is a city in the U.S. state of Missouri and the county seat of Boone County. Founded in 1821, it is home to the University of Missouri and is the principal city of the Columbia metropolitan area. It is Missouri’s fourth most-populous city, with an estimated 120,612 residents in 2016. As a Midwestern college town, the city has a reputation for progressive politics, persuasive journalism, and public art. The tripartite establishment of Stephens College, the University of Missouri, and Columbia College, which surround the city’s central business district to the east, south, and north, has made Columbia a center of learning. At the center of Downtown is 8th Street, also known as the Avenue of the Columns, which connects Francis Quadrangle and Jesse Hall to the Boone County Courthouse and the City Hall. Never a major center of manufacturing, the city also depends on healthcare, insurance, and technology businesses. Companies such as Shelter Insurance, Carfax, and Slackers CDs and Games, were founded in the city. Cultural institutions include the State Historical Society of Missouri, the Museum of Art and Archaeology, and the annual True/False Film Festival. The Missouri Tigers, the state’s only major college athletic program, play football at Faurot Field and basketball at Mizzou Arena as members of the Southeastern Conference.

Bellefontaine Neighbors, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.3
Rank Last Year: 18 (Up 8)
Population: 10,751
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Bellefontaine Neighbors:  Data | Photos

Bellefontaine Neighbors is an inner-ring suburb city in St. Louis County, Missouri, United States. The population was 10,860 at the 2010 census. At 22 letters, it has the longest name of any incorporated place in the United States.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Missouri for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Missouri where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Missouri, according to science:

  1. Fort Leonard Wood
  2. Eureka
  3. Wildwood

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Missouri For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Kirksville, MO 17,519 3
2 Maryville, MO 11,855 4
3 Poplar Bluff, MO 17,112 3
4 Florissant, MO 51,952 7
5 Springfield, MO 165,785 5
6 Bolivar, MO 10,654 3
7 Jennings, MO 14,743 3
8 St. Ann, MO 12,864 3
9 Columbia, MO 118,620 15
10 Bellefontaine Neighbors, MO 10,751 3
11 Warrensburg, MO 19,890 5
12 St. Louis, MO 314,867 28
13 Mehlville, MO 28,479 4
14 Independence, MO 117,369 5
15 Harrisonville, MO 10,025 3
16 Ferguson, MO 20,927 3
17 Rolla, MO 20,013 5
18 Sedalia, MO 21,477 3
19 West Plains, MO 12,218 4
20 Marshall, MO 12,865 3
21 Raytown, MO 29,334 4
22 Washington, MO 13,963 11
23 Joplin, MO 51,540 3
24 Spanish Lake, MO 18,511 3
25 Sikeston, MO 16,482 3
26 Webster Groves, MO 23,069 3
27 Lemay, MO 16,909 3
28 Hannibal, MO 17,551 3
29 Affton, MO 21,704 3
30 Fulton, MO 12,807 3
31 Overland, MO 15,901 3
32 St. Charles, MO 69,026 5
33 Hazelwood, MO 25,505 5
34 Union, MO 11,041 3
35 Moberly, MO 13,775 3
36 Kirkwood, MO 27,659 4
37 Kennett, MO 10,271 3
38 Clayton, MO 16,214 4
39 Carthage, MO 14,280 3
40 Gladstone, MO 26,738 11
41 Chesterfield, MO 47,660 4
42 Branson, MO 11,228 8
43 Old Jamestown, MO 19,866 5
44 Concord, MO 17,650 5
45 Mexico, MO 11,528 3
46 Creve Coeur, MO 18,259 5
47 Festus, MO 11,910 3
48 Grandview, MO 25,226 29
49 Ballwin, MO 30,388 3
50 Manchester, MO 18,130 5
51 Liberty, MO 30,602 4
52 Ozark, MO 19,091 3
53 St. Peters, MO 56,375 5
54 Bridgeton, MO 11,712 4
55 Crestwood, MO 11,921 3
56 Farmington, MO 18,047 3
57 Nixa, MO 20,757 3
58 Neosho, MO 11,983 3
59 St. Joseph, MO 76,819 5
60 Troy, MO 11,505 3
61 Grain Valley, MO 13,480 3
62 Maryland Heights, MO 27,246 4
63 Excelsior Springs, MO 11,555 3
64 Jackson, MO 14,690 3
65 Blue Springs, MO 54,036 3
66 Arnold, MO 21,102 3
67 Lebanon, MO 14,610 3
68 Lake St. Louis, MO 15,371 3
69 O’fallon, MO 85,246 6
70 Town And Country, MO 11,030 6
71 Raymore, MO 20,358 3
72 Lee’s Summit, MO 95,270 7
73 Dardenne Prairie, MO 12,938 3
74 Belton, MO 23,299 3
75 Wentzville, MO 35,768 3
76 Republic, MO 15,890 5
77 Wildwood, MO 35,524 4
78 Eureka, MO 10,554 3
79 Fort Leonard Wood, 0 16,307 3

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