These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Missouri


If you can’t score in these Missouri cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

Join RoadSnacks

Swipe left for slideshow. Article continues below.
Advertisement. Article Continues Below.

There are a number of party hot spots in Missouri.

For example, Kirksville, Missouri has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Missouri if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 79 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Missouri:

Are you trying to find love in Missouri?

  1. Maryville (Photos)
  2. Kirksville (Photos)
  3. Springfield (Photos)
  4. Poplar Bluff (Photos)
  5. Florissant (Photos)
  6. Bolivar (Photos)
  7. Columbia (Photos)
  8. St. Louis (Photos)
  9. Jennings (Photos)
  10. Warrensburg (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Maryville?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Maryville, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Missouri, according to science? That would be Eureka. More on that later.

For more Missouri reading, check out:

Advertisement. Article Continues Below.

How do you decide if a place in the Show Me State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Missouri. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Missouri, that meant a total of 79 cities.

Read on to see why Maryville is party central.

Advertisement. Article Continues Below.

1. Maryville

Maryville, Mo

Get Laid Score: 79.7
Population: 11,957
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
Maryville is a city and county seat of Nodaway County, Missouri, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 11,972. Maryville is home to Northwest Missouri State University, Northwest Technical School, and the Missouri Academy of Science, Mathematics and Computing.

2. Kirksville

Kirksville, Mo

Get Laid Score: 79.5
Population: 17,592
% Female Population: 53.6%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
Kirksville is a city in and the county seat of Adair County, Missouri, United States. Located in the Benton Township, its population was 17,505 at the 2010 census. Kirksville is home to two colleges: Truman State University and A.T. Still University.

3. Springfield

Springfield, Mo

Get Laid Score: 71.3
Population: 165,138
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 9
Springfield is the third-largest city in the state of Missouri and the county seat of Greene County. As of the 2010 census, its population was 159,498. As of 2016, the Census Bureau estimated its population at 167,319. It is one of the two principal cities of the Springfield-Branson Metropolitan Area, which has a population of 541,991 and includes the counties of Christian, Dallas, Greene, Polk, Webster, Stone and Taney. Springfield’s nickname is ‘Queen City of the Ozarks’ and it is known as the ‘Birthplace of Route 66’. It is home to several universities, including Missouri State University, Drury University, and Evangel University.

4. Poplar Bluff

Poplar Bluff, Mo

Get Laid Score: 69.6
Population: 17,198
% Female Population: 54.5%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
Poplar Bluff is a small city in Butler County in Southeast Missouri in the United States. It is the county seat of Butler County and is known as ‘The Gateway to the Ozarks’ among other names. The population was 17,023 at the 2010 census.

5. Florissant

Florissant, Mo

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 67.3
Population: 52,218
% Female Population: 54.3%
Bars: 8
Colleges: 2
Florissant (/flrsnt/ ( listen)) is a second-ring suburb of St. Louis, located in northern St. Louis County, Missouri, United States. The city had a total population of 52,158 in the 2010 census, making it the 12th-largest city in Missouri.

6. Bolivar

Bolivar, Mo

Get Laid Score: 65.1
Population: 10,592
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Bolivar is a city and county seat of Polk County, Missouri, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 10,325.

7. Columbia

Columbia, Mo

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 117,165
% Female Population: 52.1%
Bars: 16
Colleges: 4
Columbia /klmbi/ is a city in the U.S. state of Missouri and the county seat of Boone County. Founded in 1821, it is home to the University of Missouri and is the principal city of the Columbia metropolitan area. It is Missouri’s fourth most-populous city, with an estimated 120,612 residents in 2016. As a Midwestern college town, the city has a reputation for progressive politics, persuasive journalism, and public art. The tripartite establishment of Stephens College (1833), the University of Missouri (1839), and Columbia College (1851), which surround the city’s central business district to the east, south, and north, has made Columbia a center of learning. At the center of Downtown is 8th Street, also known as the Avenue of the Columns, which connects Francis Quadrangle and Jesse Hall to the Boone County Courthouse and the City Hall. Never a major center of manufacturing, the city also depends on healthcare, insurance, and technology businesses. Companies such as Shelter Insurance, Carfax, and Slackers CDs and Games, were founded in the city. Cultural institutions include the State Historical Society of Missouri, the Museum of Art and Archaeology, and the annual True/False Film Festival. The Missouri Tigers, the state’s only major college athletic program, play football at Faurot Field and basketball at Mizzou Arena as members of the Southeastern Conference.

8. St. Louis

St. Louis, Mo

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 61.5
Population: 316,030
% Female Population: 51.7%
Bars: 29
Colleges: 0
St. Louis (/sent lus/) is an independent city and major U.S. port in the state of Missouri, built along the western bank of the Mississippi River, on the border with Illinois. The city had an estimated 2016 population of 311,404, and is the cultural and economic center of the Greater St. Louis area (home to 2,916,447 people), making it the largest metropolitan area in Missouri and the 19th-largest in the United States.

9. Jennings

Jennings, Mo

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 61.5
Population: 14,749
% Female Population: 57.0%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0

10. Warrensburg

Warrensburg, Mo

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 60.1
Population: 19,932
% Female Population: 49.2%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
Warrensburg is a city in Johnson County, Missouri, United States. The population was 18,838 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Johnson County. The Warrensburg Micropolitan Statistical Area consists of Johnson County. It is home to the University of Central Missouri.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Missouri

If you’re looking at cities in Missouri where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Missouri, according to science:

  1. Eureka
  2. Wildwood
  3. Republic

For more Missouri reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Missouri

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Maryville, MO 1 11,957 53.0% 5
Kirksville, MO 2 17,592 53.6% 4
Springfield, MO 3 165,138 52.0% 6
Poplar Bluff, MO 4 17,198 54.5% 4
Florissant, MO 5 52,218 54.3% 8
Bolivar, MO 6 10,592 52.0% 4
Columbia, MO 7 117,165 52.1% 16
St. Louis, MO 8 316,030 51.7% 29
Jennings, MO 9 14,749 57.0% 4
Warrensburg, MO 10 19,932 49.2% 6
West Plains, MO 11 12,259 52.5% 5
Mehlville, MO 12 29,749 52.5% 5
St. Ann, MO 13 12,931 51.6% 4
Independence, MO 14 117,217 52.4% 6
Rolla, MO 15 19,904 44.2% 6
Sedalia, MO 16 21,441 52.7% 4
Harrisonville, MO 17 10,002 55.0% 4
Bellefontaine Neighbors, MO 18 10,785 54.5% 4
Ferguson, MO 19 21,035 56.5% 4
Marshall, MO 20 12,984 51.5% 4
Spanish Lake, MO 21 19,105 56.0% 4
Webster Groves, MO 22 23,111 52.1% 4
Hannibal, MO 23 17,707 51.1% 4
Affton, MO 24 22,060 51.8% 4
Kirkwood, MO 25 27,614 53.7% 5
Fulton, MO 26 12,886 46.7% 4
Joplin, MO 27 51,231 51.1% 4
Overland, MO 28 15,932 50.8% 4
Washington, MO 29 14,012 52.4% 12
Lemay, MO 30 16,762 51.1% 4
Sikeston, MO 31 16,464 52.9% 4
Raytown, MO 32 29,366 51.7% 5
Branson, MO 33 11,158 54.6% 9
Moberly, MO 34 13,867 46.8% 4
Gladstone, MO 35 26,562 51.1% 12
Kennett, MO 36 10,500 51.9% 4
Chesterfield, MO 37 47,717 52.2% 5
Clayton, MO 38 16,034 49.6% 5
Carthage, MO 39 14,247 52.4% 4
St. Charles, MO 40 68,341 51.6% 6
Hazelwood, MO 41 25,604 50.2% 6
Crestwood, MO 42 11,941 51.1% 4
Union, MO 43 10,813 50.8% 4
Concord, MO 44 17,415 50.6% 6
Mexico, MO 45 11,622 54.5% 4
Manchester, MO 46 18,183 52.1% 6
Creve Coeur, MO 47 18,072 51.2% 6
St. Peters, MO 48 55,820 52.6% 6
Grandview, MO 49 25,126 51.1% 30
Old Jamestown, MO 50 19,391 54.0% 6
Ballwin, MO 51 30,431 52.6% 4
Bridgeton, MO 52 11,698 52.9% 5
St. Joseph, MO 53 76,901 49.8% 6
Liberty, MO 54 30,239 51.7% 5
Festus, MO 55 11,929 51.2% 4
Farmington, MO 56 17,881 42.6% 4
Nixa, MO 57 20,520 53.5% 4
Neosho, MO 58 12,144 49.7% 4
Grain Valley, MO 59 13,273 53.5% 4
Ozark, MO 60 18,867 53.5% 4
Troy, MO 61 11,374 53.1% 4
Lebanon, MO 62 14,652 51.6% 4
Maryland Heights, MO 63 27,359 49.9% 5
Excelsior Springs, MO 64 11,480 52.0% 4
Arnold, MO 65 21,196 50.4% 4
Jackson, MO 66 14,641 52.0% 4
Cameron, MO 67 10,150 35.2% 4
Lake St. Louis, MO 68 15,150 49.7% 4
Blue Springs, MO 69 53,641 51.1% 4
O’fallon, MO 70 84,018 50.8% 7
Town And Country, MO 71 11,001 51.6% 7
Lee’s Summit, MO 72 94,257 51.7% 8
Belton, MO 73 23,236 49.5% 4
Dardenne Prairie, MO 74 12,692 50.2% 4
Raymore, MO 75 20,107 51.5% 4
Wentzville, MO 76 34,176 50.1% 4
Republic, MO 77 15,766 50.1% 6
Wildwood, MO 78 35,764 49.8% 5
Eureka, MO 79 10,497 48.9% 4

Like RoadSnacks on Facebook:

 Get Laid 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *