The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Missouri For 2021


If you can’t score in these Missouri cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Missouri.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Missouri.

For example, Kirksville, Missouri has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Missouri if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 80 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Missouri:

Are you trying to find love in Missouri?

You might be thinking, "Maryville?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Maryville, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Missouri, according to science? That would be Eureka. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Missouri For 2021

Maryville, MO

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 11,696
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Maryville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kirksville, MO

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 17,554
Bars: 1
Colleges: 3
More on Kirksville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

West Plains, MO

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.5
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 2)
Population: 12,233
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on West Plains:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Springfield, MO

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 167,051
Bars: 3
Colleges: 9
More on Springfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Columbia, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.0
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 121,230
Bars: 13
Colleges: 5
More on Columbia:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Poplar Bluff, MO

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.3
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 5)
Population: 17,023
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
More on Poplar Bluff:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Warrensburg, MO

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.2
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 1)
Population: 20,139
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Warrensburg:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Florissant, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 51,455
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Florissant:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bolivar, MO

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.5
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 10,880
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
More on Bolivar:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Jennings, MO

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 14,712
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Jennings:  Cost Of Living

How do you decide if a place in the Show Me State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Missouri. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Missouri, that meant a total of 80 cities.

Read on to see why Maryville is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Missouri for 2021

If you're looking at cities in Missouri where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Missouri, according to science:

  1. Eureka
  2. Kearney
  3. Wildwood

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Missouri For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 Maryville, MO 11,696 2
2 Kirksville, MO 17,554 1
3 West Plains, MO 12,233 2
4 Springfield, MO 167,051 3
5 Columbia, MO 121,230 13
6 Poplar Bluff, MO 17,023 1
7 Warrensburg, MO 20,139 3
8 Florissant, MO 51,455 5
9 Bolivar, MO 10,880 1
10 Jennings, MO 14,712 1
11 Rolla, MO 20,169 3
12 St. Louis, MO 308,174 26
13 Marshall, MO 12,949 1
14 Mehlville, MO 27,971 2
15 Clayton, MO 16,588 2
16 Raytown, MO 29,264 2
17 Harrisonville, MO 10,043 1
18 Webster Groves, MO 22,951 1
19 Joplin, MO 50,386 1
20 St. Charles, MO 70,171 3
21 Sedalia, MO 21,633 1
22 Bellefontaine Neighbors, MO 10,517 1
23 Ferguson, MO 20,738 1
24 Moberly, MO 13,707 1
25 Washington, MO 14,014 9
26 Neosho, MO 11,990 1
27 Spanish Lake, MO 17,485 1
28 Chesterfield, MO 47,605 2
29 Branson, MO 11,416 6
30 Gladstone, MO 27,126 9
31 Sikeston, MO 16,200 1
32 Grandview, MO 25,069 27
33 Affton, MO 20,148 1
34 Creve Coeur, MO 18,538 3
35 Hannibal, MO 17,320 1
36 St. Ann, MO 12,744 1
37 Kennett, MO 10,062 1
38 Kirkwood, MO 27,708 2
39 Overland, MO 15,715 1
40 Manchester, MO 18,110 3
41 Fulton, MO 12,779 1
42 Maryland Heights, MO 27,080 2
43 Hazelwood, MO 25,319 3
44 Independence, MO 117,084 3
45 Ballwin, MO 30,252 1
46 Liberty, MO 31,328 2
47 Carthage, MO 14,708 1
48 Concord, MO 17,912 3
49 Lemay, MO 16,918 1
50 Festus, MO 11,982 1
51 Crestwood, MO 11,865 1
52 St. Peters, MO 57,273 3
53 St. Joseph, MO 75,913 3
54 Old Jamestown, MO 19,777 3
55 Union, MO 11,475 1
56 Ozark, MO 19,767 1
57 Excelsior Springs, MO 11,640 1
58 Lake St. Louis, MO 15,989 1
59 Farmington, MO 18,515 1
60 Nixa, MO 21,544 1
61 Blue Springs, MO 54,850 1
62 Bridgeton, MO 11,606 2
63 Raymore, MO 21,196 1
64 Belton, MO 23,425 1
65 Lebanon, MO 14,652 1
66 Jackson, MO 14,872 1
67 Grain Valley, MO 13,966 1
68 Town And Country, MO 11,077 4
69 Lee's Summit, MO 97,275 5
70 Troy, MO 12,079 1
71 Arnold, MO 21,146 1
72 O'fallon, MO 87,242 4
73 Mexico, MO 11,543 1
74 Dardenne Prairie, MO 13,293 1
75 Fort Leonard Wood, MO 16,026 1
76 Wentzville, MO 38,841 1
77 Republic, MO 16,247 3
78 Wildwood, MO 35,459 2
79 Kearney, MO 10,095 1
80 Eureka, MO 10,666 1

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