There are a number of party hot spots in Missouri.
For example, Kirksville, Missouri has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Missouri if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 81 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Missouri.
Don’t freak out.
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Missouri
You might be thinking, “Maryville?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Maryville, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Missouri near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Missouri, according to science? That would be Eureka. More on that later.
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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Missouri For 2023
/10
Get Laid Score: 83.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 11,070
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Maryville: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 73.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 17,600
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Kirksville: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 69.4
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 19,509
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Warrensburg: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 68.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 13,431
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Marshall: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 66.2
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 168,603
Bars: 6
Colleges: 9
More on Springfield: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 65.4
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 5)
Population: 13,129
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Jennings: Cost Of Living
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Get Laid Score: 65.2
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 10,718
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Bolivar: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 63.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 1)
Population: 16,318
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Poplar Bluff: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 61.4
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 19,949
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Rolla: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 60.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 124,342
Bars: 16
Colleges: 5
More on Columbia: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Show Me State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Missouri. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Missouri, that meant a total of 81 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Missouri.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Missouri for 2023
If you’re looking at cities in Missouri where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Missouri, according to science:
- Eureka
- Wentzville
- Wildwood
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