These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Hampshire For 2019


If you can’t score in these New Hampshire cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in New Hampshire.

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There are a number of party hot spots in New Hampshire.

For example, Keene, New Hampshire has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Hampshire if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 22 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Hampshire:

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  1. Durham (Photos)
  2. Keene (Photos)
  3. Hanover (Photos)
  4. Portsmouth (Photos)
  5. Laconia (Photos)
  6. Lebanon (Photos)
  7. Claremont (Photos)
  8. Manchester (Photos)
  9. Exeter (Photos)
  10. Nashua (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Durham?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Durham, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Hampshire, according to science? That would be Somersworth. More on that later.

For more New Hampshire reading, check out:

How do you decide if a place in the Granite State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Hampshire, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Hampshire. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For New Hampshire, that meant a total of 22 cities.

Read on to see why Durham is party central.

Durham, NH

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.8
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 10,753
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Durham:  Data | Photos

Durham is a town in Strafford County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 14,638 at the 2010 census. Durham is home to the University of New Hampshire.

Keene, NH

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 23,204
Bars: 63
Colleges: 2
More on Keene:  Data | Photos

Keene is a city in Cheshire County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 23,409 at the 2010 census. It is the seat of Cheshire County.

Hanover, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 8,495
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Hanover:  Data | Photos

Hanover is a town along the Connecticut River in Grafton County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 11,260 at the 2010 census. CNN and Money magazine rated Hanover the sixth best place to live in America in 2011, and the second best in 2007. “This just might be the best college town,” read the headline of a story in the January-February 2017 issue of Yankee.

Portsmouth, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 48.5
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 21,644
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Portsmouth:  Data | Photos

Portsmouth is a city in Rockingham County, New Hampshire, in the United States. It is the only city in the county, but only the fourth-largest community, with a population of 21,233 at the 2010 census. As of 2016 the estimated population was 21,485. A historic seaport and popular summer tourist destination, Portsmouth was the home of the Strategic Air Command’s Pease Air Force Base, later converted to Portsmouth International Airport at Pease with limited commercial air service.

Laconia, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 48.5
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 16,237
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Laconia:  Data | Photos

Laconia is a city in Belknap County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 15,951 at the 2010 census, and an estimated 16,470 as of 2016. It is the county seat of Belknap County. Laconia, situated between Lake Winnipesaukee and Winnisquam Lake, includes the villages of Lakeport and Weirs Beach. Each June for nine days beginning on the Saturday of the weekend before Father’s Day and ending on Father’s Day, the city hosts Laconia Motorcycle Week, also more simply known as ‘bike week’, one of the country’s largest rallies, and each winter, the Laconia World Championship Sled Dog Derby. The city is also the site of the state’s annual Pumpkin Festival since 2015, having organized it after its former home of Keene rejected it due to riots in their neighborhoods in 2014. The city also includes one of the colleges of the Community College System of New Hampshire.

Lebanon, NH

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 3)
Population: 13,544
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Lebanon:  Data | Photos

Lebanon locally is a city in Grafton County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 13,151 at the 2010 census and an estimated 13,513 as of 2016. Lebanon is located in western New Hampshire, south of Hanover, near the Connecticut River. It is the home to Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center and Dartmouth Medical School, together comprising the largest medical facility between Boston, Massachusetts and Burlington, Vermont.

Claremont, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 46.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 13,028
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Claremont:  Data | Photos

Claremont is the only city in Sullivan County, New Hampshire, United States. The population was 13,355 at the 2010 census.

Manchester, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 39.4
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 110,601
Bars: 21
Colleges: 5
More on Manchester:  Data | Photos

Manchester is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Hampshire and the largest city in northern New England, an area comprising the states of Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont. As of the 2010 census, the city had a population of 109,565, and its estimated 2016 population was 110,506. It is one of two seats of Hillsborough County, the state of New Hampshire’s most populous county. Manchester is located near the northern end of the Northeast megalopolis, along the banks of the Merrimack River-which divides the city into eastern and western sections. It was first named by the merchant and inventor Samuel Blodgett. Blodget’s vision was to create a great industrial center similar to that of the original Manchester in England, which was the world’s first industrialized city.

Exeter, NH

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 38.4
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 9,130
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Exeter:  Data | Photos

Exeter is a town in Rockingham County, New Hampshire, United States. The town’s population was 14,306 at the 2010 census. Exeter was the county seat until 1997, when county offices were moved to neighboring Brentwood. Home to the Phillips Exeter Academy, a private university-preparatory school, Exeter is situated where the Exeter River feeds the tidal Squamscott River.

Nashua, NH

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 33.3
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 87,642
Bars: 12
Colleges: 3
More on Nashua:  Data | Photos

Nashua is a city in Hillsborough County, New Hampshire, United States. As of the 2010 census, Nashua had a total population of 86,494, making it the second-largest city in the state after Manchester. As of 2016 the population had risen to an estimated 87,882.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Hampshire for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in New Hampshire where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Hampshire, according to science:

  1. Somersworth
  2. Londonderry
  3. Derry

For more New Hampshire reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Hampshire For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Durham, NH 10,753 6
2 Keene, NH 23,204 63
3 Hanover, NH 8,495 4
4 Portsmouth, NH 21,644 9
5 Laconia, NH 16,237 3
6 Lebanon, NH 13,544 8
7 Claremont, NH 13,028 3
8 Manchester, NH 110,601 21
9 Exeter, NH 9,130 4
10 Nashua, NH 87,642 12
11 Berlin, NH 10,273 4
12 Pinardville, NH 5,142 3
13 Hampton, NH 9,429 5
14 Franklin, NH 8,491 3
15 Dover, NH 30,901 13
16 Milford, NH 9,323 4
17 Hudson, NH 7,665 4
18 Suncook, NH 5,272 4
19 Rochester, NH 30,212 6
20 Derry, NH 22,378 6
21 Londonderry, NH 11,313 9
22 Somersworth, NH 11,797 3

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