The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Hampshire For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in New Hampshire where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in New Hampshire.

For example, Hanover, New Hampshire has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in New Hampshire if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 21 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of New Hampshire.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In New Hampshire

  1. Durham
  2. Hanover
  3. Portsmouth
  4. Keene
  5. Lebanon
  6. Exeter
  7. Manchester
  8. Nashua
  9. Claremont
  10. Milford

You might be thinking, “Durham?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Durham, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in New Hampshire near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Hampshire, according to science? That would be Somersworth. More on that later.

For more New Hampshire reading, check out:


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In New Hampshire For 2023

Durham, NH

Source: Wikipedia User Olivier Aumage | CC BY-SA 2.0 fr
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.5
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 11,616
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Durham:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Hanover, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 8,813
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Hanover:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Portsmouth, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 55.3
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 21,897
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Portsmouth:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Keene, NH

Source: Wikipedia User Jon Platek | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 22,969
Bars: 61
Colleges: 2
More on Keene:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Lebanon, NH

Source: Wikipedia User Jon Platek | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.3
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 14,316
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Lebanon:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Exeter, NH

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 49.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 9,908
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Exeter:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Manchester, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 43.1
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 114,730
Bars: 19
Colleges: 5
More on Manchester:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Nashua, NH

Source: Wikipedia User Jon Platek | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 40.1
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 90,659
Bars: 10
Colleges: 3
More on Nashua:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Claremont, NH

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 37.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 12,955
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Claremont:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Milford, NH

Source: Flickr User Dougtone | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 33.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 8,437
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Milford:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Granite State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Hampshire, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Hampshire. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 5,000 people. For New Hampshire, that meant a total of 21 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in New Hampshire.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Hampshire for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in New Hampshire where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Hampshire, according to science:

  1. Somersworth
  2. Rochester
  3. Suncook

For more New Hampshire reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Hampshire For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Durham, NH 11,616 4
2 Hanover, NH 8,813 2
3 Portsmouth, NH 21,897 7
4 Keene, NH 22,969 61
5 Lebanon, NH 14,316 6
6 Exeter, NH 9,908 2
7 Manchester, NH 114,730 19
8 Nashua, NH 90,659 10
9 Claremont, NH 12,955 1
10 Milford, NH 8,437 2
11 Hudson, NH 6,756 2
12 Laconia, NH 16,786 1
13 Derry, NH 23,571 4
14 Dover, NH 32,599 11
15 Londonderry, NH 11,955 7
16 Franklin, NH 8,766 1
17 Hampton, NH 9,900 3
18 Berlin, NH 9,710 2
19 Suncook, NH 5,008 2
20 Rochester, NH 32,317 4
21 Somersworth, NH 11,964 1
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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