These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In North Dakota

If you can’t score in these North Dakota cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in North Dakota.

For example, Jamestown, North Dakota has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in North Dakota if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 11 of the state’s most populous areas (over 7,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of North Dakota:

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  1. Devils Lake (Photos)
  2. Jamestown (Photos)
  3. Bismarck (Photos)
  4. Grand Forks (Photos)
  5. Wahpeton (Photos)
  6. Fargo (Photos)
  7. Minot (Photos)
  8. Dickinson
  9. Williston (Photos)
  10. Mandan (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Devils Lake?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Devils Lake, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in North Dakota, according to science? That would be West Fargo. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Peace Garden State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in North Dakota, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of North Dakota. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 7,000 people. For North Dakota, that meant a total of 11 cities.

Read on to see why Devils Lake is party central.

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1. Devils Lake

Devils Lake, Nd

Get Laid Score: 62.3
Population: 7,299
% Female Population: 50.2%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Devils Lake is a city in Ramsey County, North Dakota, United States. It is the county seat of Ramsey County. The population was 7,141 at the 2010 census. It is named after the nearby body of water, Devils Lake. The first house in Devils Lake was built in 1882. It was surveyed in 1883 and named Creelsburg and later Creel City, after the surveyor, Heber M. Creel. In 1884 it was renamed Devils Lake.

2. Jamestown

Jamestown, Nd

Get Laid Score: 50.9
Population: 15,441
% Female Population: 49.5%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Jamestown is a city in Stutsman County, North Dakota, United States. It is the county seat of Stutsman County. The population was 15,427 at the 2010 census, making it the ninth largest city in North Dakota. Jamestown was founded in 1872.

3. Bismarck

Bismarck, Nd

Get Laid Score: 43.4
Population: 68,981
% Female Population: 50.9%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
Bismarck (/bzmrk/) is the capital of the U.S. state of North Dakota and the county seat of Burleigh County. It is the second-most populous city in North Dakota after Fargo. The city’s population was estimated in 2016 at 72,417, while its metropolitan population was 131,635. In 2015, Forbes magazine ranked Bismarck as the seventh fastest-growing small city in the United States.

4. Grand Forks

Grand Forks, Nd

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Get Laid Score: 41.5
Population: 55,831
% Female Population: 48.6%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
Grand Forks is the third-largest city in the State of North Dakota (after Fargo and Bismarck) and is the county seat of Grand Forks County. According to the 2010 census, the city’s population was 52,838, while the total of the city and surrounding metropolitan area was 98,461. Grand Forks, along with its twin city of East Grand Forks, Minnesota, forms the center of the Grand Forks, ND-MN Metropolitan Statistical Area, which is often called Greater Grand Forks or The Grand Cities.

5. Wahpeton

Wahpeton, Nd

Get Laid Score: 39.6
Population: 7,844
% Female Population: 46.4%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Wahpeton (/wptn/ WAH-pit-n) is a city in Richland County, in southeastern North Dakota, United States. It is located along the Bois de Sioux River at its confluence with the Otter Tail River, forming the Red River of the North. Wahpeton is the county seat of Richland County. The U.S. Census Bureau estimated the city’s 2015 population was 7,899.

6. Fargo

Fargo, Nd

Get Laid Score: 37.7
Population: 115,950
% Female Population: 49.6%
Bars: 12
Colleges: 1
Fargo is the most populous city in the state of North Dakota, accounting for nearly 16% of the state population. Fargo is also the county seat of Cass County. According to the 2016 United States Census estimates, its population was 120,762, making it the 229th-most populous city in the United States. Fargo, along with its twin city of Moorhead, Minnesota, as well as the adjacent cities of West Fargo, North Dakota and Dilworth, Minnesota, form the core of the Fargo-Moorhead, ND-MN Metropolitan Statistical Area, which in 2016 contained a population of 238,124. In 2014, Forbes magazine ranked Fargo as the fourth fastest-growing small city in the United States.

7. Minot

Minot, Nd

Get Laid Score: 30.2
Population: 47,338
% Female Population: 48.2%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Minot (/mant/ ( listen) MY-not) is a city in and the county seat of Ward County, North Dakota, United States, in the state’s north-central region. It is most widely known for the Air Force base located approximately 15 miles (24 km) north of the city. With a population of 40,888 at the 2010 census, Minot is the fourth largest city in the state and a trading center for a large portion of northern North Dakota, southwestern Manitoba, and southeastern Saskatchewan. Founded in 1886 during the construction of the Great Northern Railway, Minot is also known as ‘Magic City’, commemorating its remarkable growth in size over a short time.

8. Dickinson

Dickinson, Nd

Get Laid Score: 26.4
Population: 21,985
% Female Population: 48.5%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Dickinson is a city in Stark County, North Dakota, United States. It is the county seat of Stark County. The population was 17,787 at the 2010 census. The U.S. Census Bureau estimated 2015 population is 23,765.

9. Williston

Williston, Nd

Get Laid Score: 18.9
Population: 23,902
% Female Population: 45.1%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Williston is a city in and the county seat of Williams County, North Dakota, United States. The 2010 census gave its population as 14,716, and the Census Bureau gave the 2015 estimated population as 26,977, making Williston the sixth largest city in North Dakota. The North Dakota oil boom is largely responsible for the sharp increase in population.

10. Mandan

Mandan, Nd

Get Laid Score: 1.9
Population: 20,613
% Female Population: 48.6%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in North Dakota

If you’re looking at cities in North Dakota where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in North Dakota, according to science:

  1. West Fargo
  2. Mandan
  3. Williston

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In North Dakota

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Devils Lake, ND 1 7,299 50.2% 4
Jamestown, ND 2 15,441 49.5% 4
Bismarck, ND 3 68,981 50.9% 5
Grand Forks, ND 4 55,831 48.6% 5
Wahpeton, ND 5 7,844 46.4% 4
Fargo, ND 6 115,950 49.6% 12
Minot, ND 7 47,338 48.2% 4
Dickinson, ND 8 21,985 48.5% 4
Williston, ND 9 23,902 45.1% 4
Mandan, ND 10 20,613 48.6% 5
West Fargo, ND 11 31,557 49.7% 5

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