There are a number of party hot spots in North Dakota.
For example, Devils Lake, North Dakota has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in North Dakota if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 11 of the state’s most populous areas (over 7,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of North Dakota.
Don’t freak out.
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In North Dakota
You might be thinking, “Wahpeton?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Wahpeton, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in North Dakota near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in North Dakota, according to science? That would be Mandan. More on that later.
For more North Dakota reading, check out:
- Best Places To Live In North Dakota
- Cheapest Places To Live In North Dakota
- Safest Places To Live In North Dakota
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In North Dakota For 2023
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Get Laid Score: 50.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 7,928
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Wahpeton: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 50.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 7,201
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Devils Lake: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 45.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 15,823
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Jamestown: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 42.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 73,321
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Bismarck: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 39.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 124,979
Bars: 11
Colleges: 1
More on Fargo: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 37.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 58,867
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Grand Forks: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 34.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 48,005
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Minot: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 25.5
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 24,851
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Dickinson: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 24.5
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 27,368
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Williston: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 1.9
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 37,913
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on West Fargo: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Peace Garden State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in North Dakota, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of North Dakota. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 7,000 people. For North Dakota, that meant a total of 11 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in North Dakota.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in North Dakota for 2023
If you’re looking at cities in North Dakota where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in North Dakota, according to science:
- Mandan
- West Fargo
- Williston
For more North Dakota reading, check out:
- Cheapest Places To Live In North Dakota
- Most Dangerous Cities In North Dakota
- Safest Places In North Dakota
Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In North Dakota For 2023
| Rank | City |
|---|---|
| 1 | Wahpeton, ND |
| 2 | Devils Lake, ND |
| 3 | Jamestown, ND |
| 4 | Bismarck, ND |
| 5 | Fargo, ND |
| 6 | Grand Forks, ND |
| 7 | Minot, ND |
| 8 | Dickinson, ND |
| 9 | Williston, ND |
| 10 | West Fargo, ND |
| 11 | Mandan, ND |
