The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In South Dakota For 2021


If you can’t score in these South Dakota cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in South Dakota.

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There are a number of party hot spots in South Dakota.

For example, Spearfish, South Dakota has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in South Dakota if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 16 of the state's most populous areas (over 6,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of South Dakota:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In South Dakota

  1. Vermillion
  2. Spearfish
  3. Yankton
  4. Madison
  5. Brookings
  6. Aberdeen
  7. Mitchell
  8. Sioux Falls
  9. Sturgis
  10. Watertown

You might be thinking, "Vermillion?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Vermillion, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in South Dakota, according to science? That would be Harrisburg. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In South Dakota For 2021

Vermillion, SD

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.1
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 10,753
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Vermillion:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Spearfish, SD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 11,547
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Spearfish:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Yankton, SD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.5
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 2)
Population: 14,573
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Yankton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Madison, SD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 7,261
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Madison:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Brookings, SD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 49.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 24,108
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Brookings:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Aberdeen, SD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 48.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 28,225
Bars: 11
Colleges: 2
More on Aberdeen:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mitchell, SD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 45.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 15,727
Bars: 11
Colleges: 2
More on Mitchell:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Sioux Falls, SD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.8
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 177,117
Bars: 8
Colleges: 7
More on Sioux Falls:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Sturgis, SD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.1
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 6,796
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Sturgis:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Watertown, SD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 27.7
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 22,166
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Watertown:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Mount Rushmore State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in South Dakota, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of South Dakota. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 6,000 people. For South Dakota, that meant a total of 16 cities.

Read on to see why Vermillion is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in South Dakota for 2021

If you're looking at cities in South Dakota where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in South Dakota, according to science:

  1. Harrisburg
  2. Box Elder
  3. Rapid Valley

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In South Dakota For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 Vermillion, SD 10,753 6
2 Spearfish, SD 11,547 9
3 Yankton, SD 14,573 7
4 Madison, SD 7,261 4
5 Brookings, SD 24,108 8
6 Aberdeen, SD 28,225 11
7 Mitchell, SD 15,727 11
8 Sioux Falls, SD 177,117 8
9 Sturgis, SD 6,796 4
10 Watertown, SD 22,166 5
11 Pierre, SD 13,961 4
12 Brandon, SD 9,934 4
13 Huron, SD 13,282 4
14 Rapid Valley, SD 9,114 4
15 Box Elder, SD 9,683 4
16 Harrisburg, SD 6,087 4

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