There are a number of party hot spots in Vermont.
For example, Bennington, Vermont has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Vermont if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 10 of the state’s most populous areas (over 6,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Vermont.
Don’t freak out.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Vermont
You might be thinking, “Montpelier?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Montpelier, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Vermont near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Vermont, according to science? That would be Essex Junction. More on that later.
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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Vermont For 2024
/10
Get Laid Score: 54.3
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 8,030
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Montpelier: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 52.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 2)
Population: 8,753
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Bennington: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 50.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 6,913
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Middlebury: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 43.5
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 7,543
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Brattleboro: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 28.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 15,819
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Rutland: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 25.0
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 8,122
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Winooski: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 15.2
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 6,891
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on St. Albans: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 13.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 8,488
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Barre: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 1.1
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 20,241
Bars: 13
Colleges: 0
More on South Burlington: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 0.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 10,646
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Essex Junction: Data | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Green Mountain State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Vermont, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2018-2022 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Vermont. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 6,000 people. For Vermont, that meant a total of 10 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Vermont.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Vermont for 2024
If you’re looking at cities in Vermont where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
The best cities to get laid in Vermont are Montpelier, Bennington, Middlebury, Brattleboro, Rutland, Winooski, St. Albans, Barre, South Burlington, and Essex Junction.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Vermont, according to science:
- Essex Junction
- South Burlington
- Barre
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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Vermont For 2024
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Bars |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Montpelier, VT | 8,030 | $76,143 | 4 |
| 2 | Bennington, VT | 8,753 | $51,221 | 4 |
| 3 | Middlebury, VT | 6,913 | $76,420 | 3 |
| 4 | Brattleboro, VT | 7,543 | $42,776 | 5 |
| 5 | Rutland, VT | 15,819 | $53,304 | 3 |
| 6 | Winooski, VT | 8,122 | $69,783 | 4 |
| 7 | St. Albans, VT | 6,891 | $49,736 | 3 |
| 8 | Barre, VT | 8,488 | $53,798 | 3 |
| 9 | South Burlington, VT | 20,241 | $90,410 | 13 |
| 10 | Essex Junction, VT | 10,646 | $92,589 | 6 |
