The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Vermont For 2023

We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Vermont where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Vermont.

For example, Brattleboro, Vermont has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Vermont if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 10 of the state’s most populous areas (over 6,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Vermont.

Don’t freak out.

You might be thinking, “Montpelier?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Montpelier, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Vermont near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Vermont, according to science? That would be Essex Junction. More on that later.

For more Vermont reading, check out:

Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Vermont For 2023

Montpelier, VT

Source: Wikipedia User The original uploader was Decumanus at English Wikipedia | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 52.3
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 7,966
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Montpelier:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Brattleboro, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Qrpnut | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 45.5
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 7,346
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Brattleboro:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Middlebury, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Alan Levine | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 43.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 7,191
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Middlebury:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bennington, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Daniel Case | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 38.6
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 8,772
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Bennington:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Rutland, VT

Source: Wikipedia User | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 25.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 15,934
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Rutland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Winooski, VT

Source: Wikipedia User The original uploader was Hortont424 at English Wikipedia | CC BY-SA 2.5
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 20.5
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 8,015
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Winooski:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Barre, VT

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 9.1
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 8,514
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Barre:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

St. Albans, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Mitchazenia | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 9.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 6,866
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on St. Albans:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

South Burlington, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Superbug2399 | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 6.8
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 20,042
Bars: 11
Colleges: 0
More on South Burlington:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Essex Junction, VT

Source: Wikipedia User Mfwills | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 0.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 10,473
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Essex Junction:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Green Mountain State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Vermont, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Vermont. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 6,000 people. For Vermont, that meant a total of 10 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Vermont.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Vermont for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Vermont where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Vermont, according to science:

  1. Essex Junction
  2. South Burlington
  3. St. Albans

For more Vermont reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Vermont For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Montpelier, VT 7,966 2
2 Brattleboro, VT 7,346 3
3 Middlebury, VT 7,191 1
4 Bennington, VT 8,772 2
5 Rutland, VT 15,934 1
6 Winooski, VT 8,015 2
7 Barre, VT 8,514 1
8 St. Albans, VT 6,866 1
9 South Burlington, VT 20,042 11
10 Essex Junction, VT 10,473 4
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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