These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Vermont For 2019


If you can’t score in these Vermont cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Vermont.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Vermont.

For example, Winooski, Vermont has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Vermont if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 10 of the state’s most populous areas (over 6,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Vermont:

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  1. Brattleboro (Photos)
  2. Winooski (Photos)
  3. Montpelier (Photos)
  4. Middlebury (Photos)
  5. Barre (Photos)
  6. Bennington (Photos)
  7. Rutland (Photos)
  8. St. Albans (Photos)
  9. South Burlington (Photos)
  10. Essex Junction (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Brattleboro?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Brattleboro, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Vermont, according to science? That would be Essex Junction. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Green Mountain State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Vermont, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Vermont. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 6,000 people. For Vermont, that meant a total of 10 cities.

Read on to see why Brattleboro is party central.

Brattleboro, VT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 6,934
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
More on Brattleboro:  Data | Photos

Brattleboro, originally Brattleborough, is a town in Windham County, Vermont, United States. The most populous municipality abutting Vermont’s eastern border, Brattleboro is located about 10 miles north of the Massachusetts state line, at the confluence of Vermont’s West River and the Connecticut. In 2014, Brattleboro’s population was estimated by the U.S. Census Bureau to be 11,765.

Winooski, VT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 54.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 7,203
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Winooski:  Data | Photos

Winooski is a city in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. Located on the Winooski River, as of the 2010 U.S. Census the municipal population was 7,267. The city is the most densely populated municipality in northern New England, an area comprising the states of Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont. It is the smallest in area of Vermont’s nine incorporated cities. As part of the Burlington, Vermont metropolitan area, it is bordered by Burlington, Colchester, and South Burlington.

Montpelier, VT

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 48.0
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 7,584
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Montpelier:  Data | Photos

Montpelier is the capital city of the U.S. state of Vermont and the seat of Washington County. As the site of Vermont’s state government, it is the least populous state capital in the United States. The population was 7,855 at the 2010 census. However, the daytime population swells to about 21,000, due to the large number of jobs within city limits. The Vermont College of Fine Arts and New England Culinary Institute are located in the municipality. It was named for Montpellier, France.

Middlebury, VT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 44.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 7,024
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Middlebury:  Data | Photos

Middlebury is the shire town of Addison County, Vermont, United States. The population was 8,496 at the 2010 census. Middlebury is home to Middlebury College and the Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History.

Barre, VT

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 36.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 8,778
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Barre:  Data | Photos

Bennington, VT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 8,813
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Bennington:  Data | Photos

Bennington is a town in Bennington County, Vermont, in the United States. It is one of two shire towns of the county, the other being Manchester. The population is 15,431, as of 2014 US Census estimates. Bennington is the most populous town in southern Vermont, the third-largest town in Vermont and the sixth-largest municipality in the state including the cities of Burlington, Rutland, and South Burlington in the count.

Rutland, VT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.0
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 15,740
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Rutland:  Data | Photos

St. Albans, VT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 22.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 6,847
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on St. Albans:  Data | Photos

South Burlington, VT

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Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 14.0
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 18,773
Bars: 13
Colleges: 0
More on South Burlington:  Data | Photos

South Burlington is a city in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. It is the second largest city in the U.S. state of Vermont and home to the headquarters of Ben & Jerry’s and Vermont’s largest mall, the University Mall. It is also one in the principal municipalities of the Burlington, Vermont metropolitan area.

Essex Junction, VT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 0.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 10,132
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Essex Junction:  Data | Photos

Essex Junction is a village located within the town of Essex in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. The population was 9,271 at the 2010 census. It was incorporated on November 15, 1892.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Vermont for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Vermont where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Vermont, according to science:

  1. Essex Junction
  2. South Burlington
  3. St. Albans

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Vermont For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Brattleboro, VT 6,934 5
2 Winooski, VT 7,203 4
3 Montpelier, VT 7,584 4
4 Middlebury, VT 7,024 3
5 Barre, VT 8,778 3
6 Bennington, VT 8,813 4
7 Rutland, VT 15,740 3
8 St. Albans, VT 6,847 3
9 South Burlington, VT 18,773 13
10 Essex Junction, VT 10,132 6

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