Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Washington For 2020


If you can’t score in these Washington cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2020. This is our sixth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Washington.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Washington.

For example, Cheney, Washington has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Washington if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 106 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Washington:

Are you trying to find love in washington?

  1. Ellensburg (Photos)
  2. Cheney (Photos)
  3. Bellingham (Photos)
  4. Seattle (Photos)
  5. Olympia (Photos)
  6. Vancouver (Photos)
  7. Kirkland (Photos)
  8. Shoreline (Photos)
  9. Des Moines (Photos)
  10. Lakewood (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Ellensburg?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Ellensburg, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Washington, according to science? That would be Graham. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Evergreen State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Washington, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2014-2018 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of washington. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For washington, that meant a total of 106 cities.

Read on to see why Ellensburg is party central.

Ellensburg, WA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 19,799
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Ellensburg:  Data | Photos

Ellensburg is a city in, and the county seat of, Kittitas County, Washington, United States. The population was 19,786 in a 2016 census estimate. Ellensburg is located just east of the Cascade Range on Interstate 90 and is known as the most centrally located city in the state. Ellensburg is the home of Central Washington University.

Cheney, WA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 11,962
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Cheney:  Data | Photos

Cheney is a city in Spokane County, Washington, United States. The full-time resident population was 10,590 as of 2010 census. Eastern Washington University is located in Cheney, and its population grows to approximately 17,600 people on a temporary basis when classes at Eastern Washington University are in session.

Bellingham, WA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 3)
Population: 87,071
Bars: 11
Colleges: 4
More on Bellingham:  Data | Photos

Bellingham is the largest city in and the county seat of Whatcom County in the U.S. state of Washington. It is the thirteenth-largest city in the state, with 80,885 residents as of the 2010 US Census, and is part of the sixth-largest metropolitan area in the state. The boundaries of the city encompass the former towns of Fairhaven, Whatcom, Sehome, and Bellingham.

Seattle, WA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 708,823
Bars: 260
Colleges: 14
More on Seattle:  Data | Photos

Seattle ) is a seaport city on the west coast of the United States. It is the seat of King County, Washington. With an estimated 704,352 residents as of 2016, Seattle is the largest city in both the state of Washington and the Pacific Northwest region of North America. In July 2013, it was the fastest-growing major city in the United States and remained in the Top 5 in May 2015 with an annual growth rate of 2.1%. In July 2016, Seattle was again the fastest-growing major U.S. city, with a 3.1% annual growth rate. The city is situated on an isthmus between Puget Sound and Lake Washington, about 100 miles south of the Canada-United States border. A major gateway for trade with Asia, Seattle is the fourth-largest port in North America in terms of container handling as of 2015.

Olympia, WA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 50,836
Bars: 28
Colleges: 2
More on Olympia:  Data | Photos

Olympia is the capital of the U.S. state of Washington and the county seat of Thurston County. It was incorporated on January 28, 1859. The population was 46,478 as of the 2010 census. The city borders Lacey to the east and Tumwater to the south. Olympia is a cultural center of the southern Puget Sound region. Olympia is located 60 miles southwest of Seattle, the largest city in the state of Washington.

Vancouver, WA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.1
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 7)
Population: 178,413
Bars: 47
Colleges: 3
More on Vancouver:  Data | Photos

Vancouver is a city on the north bank of the Columbia River in the U.S. State of Washington, and the largest suburb of Portland, Oregon. Incorporated in 1857, it is the fourth largest city in the state, with a population of 161,791 as of April 1, 2010 census. Vancouver is the county seat of Clark County and forms part of the Portland-Vancouver metropolitan area, the 23rd largest metropolitan area in the United States. Originally established in 1825 around Fort Vancouver, a fur-trading outpost, the city is located on the Washington-Oregon border along the Columbia River, directly north of Portland. In 2005, Money magazine named it No. 91 on its list of best places in America to live. In 2016, WalletHub ranks Vancouver the 39th best place in the US for families to live.

Kirkland, WA

Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.4
Rank Last Year: 16 (Up 9)
Population: 88,079
Bars: 14
Colleges: 2
More on Kirkland:  Data | Photos

Kirkland is a city in King County, Washington, United States. A suburb east of Seattle, its population was 87,281 at the 2015 census estimate, which made it the sixth largest city in the county and the twelfth largest in the state.

Shoreline, WA

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.4
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 56,020
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Shoreline:  Data | Photos

Shoreline is a city in King County, Washington, United States, 9 miles north of Downtown Seattle bordering the northern Seattle city limits. As of the 2010 census, the population was 53,007, making it the 20th largest city in the state of Washington.

Des Moines, WA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.2
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 31,518
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Des Moines:  Data | Photos

Des Moines is a city in King County, Washington, United States. The population was 29,673 as of the 2010 census.

Lakewood, WA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 3)
Population: 59,606
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Lakewood:  Data | Photos

Lakewood is a city in Pierce County, Washington, United States. The population was 58,163 at the 2010 census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in washington for 2020

If you’re looking at cities in Washington where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Washington, according to science:

  1. Graham
  2. East Renton Highlands
  3. West Richland

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Washington For 2020

Rank City Population Bars
1 Ellensburg, WA 19,799 6
2 Cheney, WA 11,962 5
3 Bellingham, WA 87,071 11
4 Seattle, WA 708,823 260
5 Olympia, WA 50,836 28
6 Vancouver, WA 178,413 47
7 Kirkland, WA 88,079 14
8 Shoreline, WA 56,020 4
9 Des Moines, WA 31,518 6
10 Lakewood, WA 59,606 6
11 Pullman, WA 33,050 15
12 Tacoma, WA 210,103 28
13 Wenatchee, WA 34,094 4
14 Spokane, WA 214,804 16
15 Lacey, WA 47,852 34
16 Centralia, WA 16,932 5
17 Renton, WA 101,054 12
18 Bellevue, WA 142,242 8
19 Port Angeles, WA 19,615 7
20 Walla Walla, WA 32,731 12
21 Moses Lake, WA 22,663 3
22 Bryn Mawr-Skyway, WA 18,347 3
23 Everett, WA 108,941 14
24 North Lynnwood, WA 21,608 4
25 Kenmore, WA 22,546 5
26 Aberdeen, WA 16,359 6
27 Yakima, WA 93,416 4
28 Mountlake Terrace, WA 21,106 6
29 Issaquah, WA 36,938 7
30 Mill Creek, WA 20,164 5
31 Richland, WA 55,043 3
32 Poulsbo, WA 10,301 3
33 White Center, WA 15,852 6
34 Mukilteo, WA 21,264 4
35 Salmon Creek, WA 21,299 3
36 Auburn, WA 79,110 5
37 Hazel Dell, WA 21,066 10
38 Federal Way, WA 96,110 6
39 Mount Vernon, WA 34,504 21
40 Vashon, WA 10,036 3
41 Mercer Island, WA 25,492 3
42 Lakeland North, WA 12,820 4
43 University Place, WA 32,907 3
44 Lake Forest Park, WA 13,378 3
45 Anacortes, WA 16,725 4
46 Bainbridge Island, WA 24,060 5
47 Port Orchard, WA 13,788 4
48 Kent, WA 128,057 23
49 Battle Ground, WA 19,932 6
50 Minnehaha, WA 12,092 3
51 Lake Stickney, WA 10,584 3
52 Redmond, WA 63,197 12
53 Enumclaw, WA 11,768 6
54 Oak Harbor, WA 22,820 4
55 Burien, WA 51,326 11
56 Seatac, WA 28,925 11
57 Woodinville, WA 12,026 6
58 Bothell West, WA 20,307 7
59 Tumwater, WA 22,500 10
60 Tukwila, WA 20,198 13
61 Lynden, WA 13,862 3
62 Kelso, WA 11,983 5
63 Five Corners, WA 18,559 9
64 East Wenatchee, WA 13,817 3
65 Orchards, WA 23,020 3
66 Sammamish, WA 64,049 5
67 Silverdale, WA 21,071 4
68 Newcastle, WA 11,559 4
69 Maple Valley, WA 25,953 7
70 Ferndale, WA 13,622 3
71 Camas, WA 22,615 4
72 Marysville, WA 67,567 4
73 Pasco, WA 71,858 4
74 Bothell East, WA 10,682 7
75 South Hill, WA 58,164 5
76 Elk Plain, WA 14,065 3
77 Martha Lake, WA 19,954 5
78 Kennewick, WA 80,204 4
79 Washougal, WA 15,484 3
80 Arlington, WA 19,154 4
81 Spokane Valley, WA 96,070 4
82 Spanaway, WA 32,150 3
83 Union Hill-Novelty Hill, WA 22,034 4
84 Sunnyside, WA 16,442 14
85 Grandview, WA 11,124 7
86 Prairie Ridge, WA 12,550 3
87 Silver Firs, WA 22,052 4
88 Lake Stevens, WA 31,778 5
89 Mill Creek East, WA 21,523 5
90 Lakeland South, WA 13,849 4
91 Frederickson, WA 22,935 3
92 Covington, WA 20,447 5
93 Camano, WA 16,427 6
94 Fort Lewis, WA 12,933 3
95 Monroe, WA 18,503 3
96 Bonney Lake, WA 20,313 3
97 Snoqualmie, WA 13,317 5
98 Sedro-Woolley, WA 11,579 3
99 Edgewood, WA 10,599 4
100 Artondale, WA 13,172 3

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