These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Washington


If you can’t score in these Washington cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Washington.

For example, Bellingham, Washington has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Washington if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 101 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Washington:

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  1. Ellensburg (Photos)
  2. Bellingham (Photos)
  3. Spokane (Photos)
  4. Olympia (Photos)
  5. Seattle (Photos)
  6. Wenatchee (Photos)
  7. Lakewood (Photos)
  8. Shoreline (Photos)
  9. Tacoma (Photos)
  10. Port Angeles (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Ellensburg?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Ellensburg, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Washington, according to science? That would be Snoqualmie. More on that later.

For more Washington reading, check out:

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How do you decide if a place in the Evergreen State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Washington, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Washington. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Washington, that meant a total of 101 cities.

Read on to see why Ellensburg is party central.

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1. Ellensburg

Ellensburg, Wa

Get Laid Score: 80.9
Population: 18,957
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Ellensburg is a city in, and the county seat of, Kittitas County, Washington, United States. The population was 19,786 in a 2016 census estimate. Ellensburg is located just east of the Cascade Range on Interstate 90 and is known as the most centrally located city in the state. Ellensburg is the home of Central Washington University (CWU).

2. Bellingham

Bellingham, Wa

Get Laid Score: 77.2
Population: 84,462
% Female Population: 50.7%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 4
Bellingham (/blhæm/ BEL-ing-ham) is the largest city in and the county seat of Whatcom County in the U.S. state of Washington. It is the thirteenth-largest city in the state, with 80,885 residents as of the 2010 US Census, and is part of the sixth-largest metropolitan area in the state. The boundaries of the city encompass the former towns of Fairhaven, Whatcom, Sehome, and Bellingham.

3. Spokane

Spokane, Wa

Get Laid Score: 77.0
Population: 212,078
% Female Population: 51.4%
Bars: 14
Colleges: 8
Spokane (/spokæn/ ( listen) spoh-KAN) is a city located in the state of Washington in the northwestern United States. It is located along the Spokane River west of the Rocky Mountain foothills in eastern Washington, 92 miles (148 km) south of the Canada?US border, approximately 20 miles (30 km) from the Washington?Idaho border, and 280 miles (450 km) east of Seattle along Interstate 90.

4. Olympia

Olympia, Wa

Get Laid Score: 76.6
Population: 49,608
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 26
Colleges: 2
Olympia is the capital of the U.S. state of Washington and the county seat of Thurston County. It was incorporated on January 28, 1859. The population was 46,478 as of the 2010 census. The city borders Lacey to the east and Tumwater to the south. Olympia is a cultural center of the southern Puget Sound region. Olympia is located 60 miles (100 km) southwest of Seattle, the largest city in the state of Washington.

5. Seattle

Seattle, Wa

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Get Laid Score: 75.8
Population: 668,849
% Female Population: 49.9%
Bars: 258
Colleges: 14
Seattle (/siætl/ ( listen)) is a seaport city on the west coast of the United States. It is the seat of King County, Washington. With an estimated 704,352 residents as of 2016[update], Seattle is the largest city in both the state of Washington and the Pacific Northwest region of North America. In July 2013, it was the fastest-growing major city in the United States and remained in the Top 5 in May 2015 with an annual growth rate of 2.1%. In July 2016, Seattle was again the fastest-growing major U.S. city, with a 3.1% annual growth rate. The city is situated on an isthmus between Puget Sound (an inlet of the Pacific Ocean) and Lake Washington, about 100 miles (160 km) south of the Canada?United States border. A major gateway for trade with Asia, Seattle is the fourth-largest port in North America in terms of container handling as of 2015[update].

6. Wenatchee

Wenatchee, Wa

Get Laid Score: 73.5
Population: 33,257
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Wenatchee (/wnæti/ wen-ATCH-ee) is a city located in north-central Washington and is the largest city and county seat of Chelan County, Washington, United States. The population within the city limits in 2010 was 31,925. In 2014, the Office of Financial Management estimated the population at 33,070. Located at the confluence of the Columbia and Wenatchee rivers near the eastern foothills of the Cascade Range, Wenatchee lies on the western side of the Columbia River, across from the city of East Wenatchee. The Columbia River forms the boundary between Chelan and Douglas County. Wenatchee is the principal city of the Wenatchee?East Wenatchee, Washington Metropolitan Statistical Area, which encompasses all of Chelan and Douglas counties (total population around 110,884). However, the ‘Wenatchee Valley Area’ generally refers to the land between Rocky Reach and Rock Island Dam on both banks of the Columbia, which includes East Wenatchee, Rock Island, and Malaga.

7. Lakewood

Lakewood, Wa

Get Laid Score: 72.8
Population: 59,489
% Female Population: 50.6%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
Lakewood is a city in Pierce County, Washington, United States. The population was 58,163 at the 2010 census.

8. Shoreline

Shoreline, Wa

Get Laid Score: 72.7
Population: 55,021
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Shoreline is a city in King County, Washington, United States, 9 miles (14 km) north of Downtown Seattle bordering the northern Seattle city limits. As of the 2010 census, the population was 53,007, making it the 20th largest city in the state of Washington.

9. Tacoma

Tacoma, Wa

Get Laid Score: 72.3
Population: 205,602
% Female Population: 50.5%
Bars: 26
Colleges: 6
Tacoma (/tkom/ t-KOH-m) is a mid-sized urban port city in and the county seat of Pierce County, Washington, United States. The city is on Washington’s Puget Sound, 32 miles (51 km) southwest of Seattle, 31 miles (50 km) northeast of the state capital, Olympia, and 58 miles (93 km) northwest of Mount Rainier National Park. The population was 198,397, according to the 2010 census. Tacoma is the second-largest city in the Puget Sound area and the third largest in the state. Tacoma also serves as the center of business activity for the South Sound region, which has a population of around 1 million.

10. Port Angeles

Port Angeles, Wa

Get Laid Score: 72.3
Population: 19,420
% Female Population: 51.5%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
Port Angeles is a city in and the county seat of Clallam County, Washington, United States. With a population of 19,038 as of the 2010 census, it is the largest city in the county. The population was estimated at 19,448 in 2015 by the Office of Financial Management.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Washington

If you’re looking at cities in Washington where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Washington, according to science:

  1. Snoqualmie
  2. West Richland
  3. Graham

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Washington

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Ellensburg, WA 1 18,957 51.6% 4
Bellingham, WA 2 84,462 50.7% 9
Spokane, WA 3 212,078 51.4% 14
Olympia, WA 4 49,608 51.6% 26
Seattle, WA 5 668,849 49.9% 258
Wenatchee, WA 6 33,257 52.2% 2
Lakewood, WA 7 59,489 50.6% 4
Shoreline, WA 8 55,021 51.6% 2
Tacoma, WA 9 205,602 50.5% 26
Port Angeles, WA 10 19,420 51.5% 5
Cheney, WA 11 11,479 49.8% 3
Des Moines, WA 12 30,904 50.2% 4
Kirkland, WA 13 85,812 51.0% 12
Centralia, WA 14 16,729 50.5% 3
Pullman, WA 15 32,176 49.2% 13
Vancouver, WA 16 169,982 51.3% 45
Lacey, WA 17 45,644 53.1% 32
Aberdeen, WA 18 16,335 51.2% 4
Yakima, WA 19 93,338 50.8% 2
Walla Walla, WA 20 31,952 47.9% 10
Renton, WA 21 98,499 49.6% 10
Everett, WA 22 106,580 48.6% 12
Moses Lake, WA 23 21,846 53.3% 1
Kenmore, WA 24 21,830 51.0% 3
Mountlake Terrace, WA 25 20,747 50.6% 4
Bryn Mawr-Skyway, WA 26 17,014 52.9% 1
Auburn, WA 27 75,607 51.6% 3
Bellevue, WA 28 136,718 49.4% 6
North Lynnwood, WA 29 20,384 50.8% 2
University Place, WA 30 32,342 51.9% 1
Mount Vernon, WA 31 33,388 50.3% 19
Kelso, WA 32 11,871 51.9% 3
Tumwater, WA 33 21,684 52.1% 8
Hazel Dell, WA 34 20,923 50.0% 8
Richland, WA 35 53,227 49.9% 1
Minnehaha, WA 36 11,068 51.8% 1
Lake Forest Park, WA 37 13,156 51.2% 1
Federal Way, WA 38 93,986 50.5% 4
Anacortes, WA 39 16,229 53.1% 2
Mill Creek, WA 40 19,372 50.5% 3
Issaquah, WA 41 34,728 52.8% 5
Enumclaw, WA 42 11,543 50.4% 4
Burien, WA 43 50,187 48.3% 9
East Wenatchee, WA 44 13,589 50.7% 1
White Center, WA 45 15,306 49.1% 4
Martha Lake, WA 46 17,703 52.0% 3
Mercer Island, WA 47 24,467 51.4% 1
Kent, WA 48 125,492 50.1% 21
Salmon Creek, WA 49 20,961 51.0% 1
Bothell West, WA 50 19,833 52.1% 5
Lynden, WA 51 13,204 51.8% 1
Sedro-Woolley, WA 52 11,225 49.5% 1
Woodinville, WA 53 11,549 51.7% 4
Seatac, WA 54 28,298 46.1% 9
Arlington, WA 55 18,749 54.5% 2
Oak Harbor, WA 56 22,544 50.6% 2
Spokane Valley, WA 57 93,322 49.2% 2
Ferndale, WA 58 12,666 54.4% 1
Port Orchard, WA 59 13,265 52.3% 2
Kennewick, WA 60 77,975 50.5% 2
Maple Valley, WA 61 25,093 51.9% 5
Bainbridge Island, WA 62 23,576 52.4% 3
Marysville, WA 63 64,955 50.6% 2
Lakeland North, WA 64 12,420 49.2% 2
Spanaway, WA 65 29,834 50.6% 1
Tukwila, WA 66 19,878 49.6% 11
Pasco, WA 67 68,567 48.9% 2
Redmond, WA 68 59,268 48.8% 10
Elk Plain, WA 69 13,835 51.0% 1
Silverdale, WA 70 20,546 47.9% 2
Mukilteo, WA 71 20,994 47.8% 2
Prairie Ridge, WA 72 12,814 50.6% 1
Orchards, WA 73 21,249 49.7% 1
Bothell East, WA 74 10,064 50.2% 5
Mill Creek East, WA 75 18,771 50.2% 3
Battle Ground, WA 76 18,987 50.7% 4
South Hill, WA 77 55,194 50.6% 3
Five Corners, WA 78 19,020 48.9% 7
Lakeland South, WA 79 13,525 50.8% 2
Camano, WA 80 15,968 49.7% 4
Covington, WA 81 19,172 48.5% 3
Lake Stevens, WA 82 30,352 49.3% 3
Newcastle, WA 83 11,189 49.6% 2
Sammamish, WA 84 62,136 50.4% 3
East Renton Highlands, WA 85 11,549 49.2% 1
Monroe, WA 86 17,906 42.0% 1
Bonney Lake, WA 87 19,022 50.5% 1
Sunnyside, WA 88 16,217 48.3% 12
Washougal, WA 89 14,987 48.7% 1
Silver Firs, WA 90 22,221 49.9% 2
Artondale, WA 91 13,506 50.2% 1
Union Hill-Novelty Hill, WA 92 22,015 50.6% 2
Lake Morton-Berrydale, WA 93 10,742 49.0% 4
Grandview, WA 94 11,098 48.7% 5
Camas, WA 95 21,393 50.1% 2
Frederickson, WA 96 21,307 48.2% 1
Maltby, WA 97 11,221 48.1% 1
Cottage Lake, WA 98 23,845 50.2% 3
Graham, WA 99 25,897 50.0% 1
West Richland, WA 100 13,407 49.4% 1

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