These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Michigan


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Michigan like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Michigan are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Michigan residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Wolverine State:

  1. Traverse City (Photos)
  2. Bay City (Photos)
  3. Walled Lake (Photos)
  4. Chelsea (Photos)
  5. Marquette (Photos)
  6. Muskegon (Photos)
  7. Livonia (Photos)
  8. Southfield (Photos)
  9. Brighton (Photos)
  10. Saginaw (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Michigan, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Michigan are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Michigan or the worst places to live in Michigan.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Michigan?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Michigan purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 106 places in Michigan with over 5,000 people.

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1. Traverse City

Traverse City, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,392
Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.93

2. Bay City

Bay City, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 34,110
Orders Per 1,000 People: 5.46

3. Walled Lake

Walled Lake, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,102
Orders Per 1,000 People: 5.03

4. Chelsea

Chelsea, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,140
Orders Per 1,000 People: 4.59

5. Marquette

Marquette, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 21,282
Orders Per 1,000 People: 4.22

6. Muskegon

Muskegon, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 38,086
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.67

7. Livonia

Livonia, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 94,849
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.35

8. Southfield

Southfield, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 73,055
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.71

9. Brighton

Brighton, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,550
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.87

10. Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 49,892
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Michigan

If you’re measuring the cities in Michigan where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Michigan, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Kentwood
  2. Hamtramck
  3. Berkley

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Michigan

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Traverse City 1 15,392 6.93
Bay City 2 34,110 5.46
Walled Lake 3 7,102 5.03
Chelsea 4 5,140 4.59
Marquette 5 21,282 4.22
Muskegon 6 38,086 3.67
Livonia 7 94,849 3.35
Southfield 8 73,055 2.71
Brighton 9 7,550 1.87
Saginaw 10 49,892 1.83
Rochester 11 12,969 1.46
Troy 12 82,982 1.41
Grand Rapids 13 193,887 1.37
Birmingham 14 20,653 1.34
Ypsilanti 15 20,577 1.34
Springfield 16 5,218 1.05
Coldwater 17 10,834 1.03
Ann Arbor 18 118,087 0.97
Plymouth 19 8,956 0.93
Adrian 20 20,800 0.9
Flushing 21 8,129 0.87
Jackson 22 33,165 0.83
Kalamazoo 23 75,885 0.77
Port Huron 24 29,388 0.75
Monroe 25 20,243 0.66
Lansing 26 114,773 0.65
Benton Harbor 27 9,988 0.54
Iron Mountain 28 7,535 0.53
Auburn Hills 29 22,342 0.51
Mount Pleasant 30 25,896 0.49
Detroit 31 683,443 0.42
Woodhaven 32 12,590 0.41
Fenton 33 11,471 0.4
Dowagiac 34 5,863 0.36
Mount Clemens 35 16,390 0.35
Niles 36 11,379 0.34
Southgate 37 29,355 0.34
Battle Creek 38 51,763 0.34
Alpena 39 10,213 0.33
Royal Oak 40 58,823 0.33
Portage 41 47,854 0.32
Northville 42 5,986 0.3
Big Rapids 43 10,495 0.3
Houghton 44 7,924 0.28
Taylor 45 61,716 0.28
Wayne 46 17,143 0.25
East Lansing 47 48,395 0.25
Wyandotte 48 25,225 0.25
Farmington 49 10,526 0.25
Ludington 50 8,051 0.24
Melvindale 51 10,437 0.23
Grosse Pointe 52 5,256 0.23
Flint 53 98,918 0.23
Madison Heights 54 30,168 0.22
Allegan 55 5,051 0.22
Roseville 56 47,606 0.21
Garden City 57 27,009 0.21
Holland 58 33,581 0.2
Zeeland 59 5,595 0.18
Pontiac 60 59,920 0.17
Rochester Hills 61 72,987 0.17
Westland 62 82,218 0.16
Sterling Heights 63 131,674 0.15
Warren 64 135,069 0.15
Charlotte 65 9,043 0.14
Dearborn 66 95,520 0.12
New Baltimore 67 12,266 0.11
Alma 68 9,222 0.11
Greenville 69 8,429 0.11
Dearborn Heights 70 56,329 0.1
Menominee 71 8,378 0.1
Grandville 72 15,842 0.08
Albion 73 8,293 0.07
Mason 74 8,334 0.07
Rockford 75 6,044 0.07
Saline 76 9,082 0.07
Three Rivers 77 7,743 0.06
Escanaba 78 12,455 0.06
Hillsdale 79 8,203 0.06
Grand Haven 80 10,853 0.06
Trenton 81 18,426 0.05
Howell 82 9,507 0.05
Wyoming 83 74,692 0.05
Riverview 84 12,208 0.04
Eaton Rapids 85 5,212 0.04
Grand Blanc 86 8,039 0.04
Eastpointe 87 32,648 0.04
Midland 88 42,063 0.03
Cadillac 89 10,380 0.03
Lincoln Park 90 37,155 0.02
Oak Park 91 29,751 0.02
Lapeer 92 8,795 0.02
Owosso 93 14,738 0.02
Kingsford 94 5,086 0.02
Farmington Hills 95 81,154 0.02
Romulus 96 23,457 0.02
Clawson 97 12,008 0.02
Holly 98 6,171 0.02
Huntington Woods 99 6,330 0.02
Hastings 100 7,312 0.01
Grand Ledge 101 7,794 0.01
Wixom 102 13,733 0.01
Allen Park 103 27,519 0.01
Berkley 104 15,239 0.01
Hamtramck 105 21,985 0.0
Kentwood 106 50,761 0.0

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