These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Texas


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Texas like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Texas are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Texas residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Lone Star State:

  1. Richardson (Photos)
  2. Humble (Photos)
  3. Gonzales (Photos)
  4. Marble Falls (Photos)
  5. Crockett (Photos)
  6. Gilmer (Photos)
  7. Silsbee
  8. Henderson (Photos)
  9. Dallas (Photos)
  10. Tyler (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Texas, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Texas are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Texas or the worst places to live in Texas.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Texas?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Texas purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 257 places in Texas with over 5,000 people.

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1. Richardson

Richardson, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 108,350
Orders Per 1,000 People: 7.64

2. Humble

Humble, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,569
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.09

3. Gonzales

Gonzales, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,440
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.04

4. Marble Falls

Marble Falls, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,167
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.03

5. Crockett

Crockett, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,561
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.98

6. Gilmer

Gilmer, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,148
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83

7. Silsbee


Population: 6,702
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.81

8. Henderson

Henderson, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,587
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.74

9. Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 1,278,433
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.7

10. Tyler

Tyler, Texas

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 101,946
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.39

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Texas

If you’re measuring the cities in Texas where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Texas, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Cedar Hill
  2. Texas City
  3. Haltom City

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Texas

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Richardson 1 108,350 7.64
Humble 2 15,569 3.09
Gonzales 3 7,440 2.04
Marble Falls 4 6,167 2.03
Crockett 5 6,561 1.98
Gilmer 6 5,148 1.83
Silsbee 7 6,702 1.81
Henderson 8 13,587 1.74
Dallas 9 1,278,433 1.7
Tyler 10 101,946 1.39
Woodway 11 8,708 1.3
Port Neches 12 12,794 1.3
Conroe 13 74,482 1.26
Lufkin 14 36,112 1.24
Tomball 15 11,353 1.23
Clute 16 11,370 1.13
Portland 17 16,144 1.08
La Marque 18 15,567 1.03
Gladewater 19 6,407 0.86
Perryton 20 9,343 0.83
Katy 21 16,632 0.83
Rosenberg 22 34,908 0.8
Houston 23 2,240,582 0.79
Austin 24 907,779 0.76
Harker Heights 25 28,716 0.76
Copperas Cove 26 33,052 0.75
Alpine 27 5,973 0.72
Midland 28 128,051 0.71
Terrell 29 16,626 0.69
Fort Worth 30 815,930 0.68
New Braunfels 31 67,097 0.68
Kerrville 32 22,926 0.66
Alvin 33 25,500 0.66
League City 34 94,976 0.61
Seminole 35 7,239 0.59
San Angelo 36 98,694 0.59
Sulphur Springs 37 15,896 0.59
Wharton 38 8,773 0.58
Lubbock 39 244,507 0.57
Nacogdoches 40 33,789 0.57
Dalhart 41 8,357 0.56
Abilene 42 122,612 0.56
Muleshoe 43 5,076 0.55
Brownsville 44 182,110 0.55
Roanoke 45 7,055 0.54
Del Rio 46 36,007 0.53
Gun Barrel City 47 5,920 0.52
Waco 48 130,659 0.51
Texarkana 49 37,389 0.5
Georgetown 50 59,436 0.5
Beeville 51 13,209 0.48
Bedford 52 48,864 0.47
Dayton 53 7,494 0.47
San Marcos 54 57,743 0.45
Stephenville 55 19,561 0.45
Paris 56 24,936 0.45
Sweetwater 57 10,765 0.44
Greenville 58 26,303 0.42
Corpus Christi 59 320,050 0.41
San Antonio 60 1,439,358 0.41
Amarillo 61 197,570 0.4
Joshua 62 6,316 0.4
Sherman 63 40,112 0.39
Odessa 64 114,258 0.39
Orange 65 19,128 0.39
Brady 66 5,482 0.38
Vernon 67 10,761 0.36
Royse City 68 10,532 0.36
Longview 69 82,184 0.36
Weatherford 70 28,284 0.36
Alice 71 19,439 0.35
Temple 72 71,138 0.34
Brownwood 73 19,081 0.33
Galveston 74 49,443 0.33
Killeen 75 138,745 0.32
Harlingen 76 65,634 0.31
Lake Dallas 77 7,575 0.3
Andrews 78 13,087 0.3
Victoria 79 66,139 0.3
Wichita Falls 80 105,013 0.29
Frisco 81 145,646 0.29
Port Arthur 82 54,913 0.27
Beaumont 83 117,729 0.27
Sugar Land 84 85,681 0.27
El Paso 85 678,058 0.25
Granbury 86 9,052 0.25
Jacksonville 87 14,803 0.25
Bryan 88 80,552 0.25
Graham 89 8,826 0.25
Huntsville 90 40,432 0.25
Aransas Pass 91 8,180 0.24
Grapevine 92 50,538 0.24
College Station 93 104,684 0.24
Rockdale 94 5,492 0.24
Rusk 95 5,580 0.23
Baytown 96 75,310 0.23
Keller 97 44,250 0.23
Fredericksburg 98 10,997 0.23
Eagle Pass 99 28,209 0.22
Athens 100 12,796 0.21
Port Lavaca 101 12,374 0.21
Big Spring 102 28,295 0.2
Gainesville 103 16,169 0.2
Lamesa 104 9,367 0.2
Angleton 105 19,245 0.2
Mexia 106 7,462 0.2
Belton 107 20,138 0.2
Breckenridge 108 5,573 0.2
Floresville 109 7,154 0.2
Marshall 110 23,651 0.19
Livingston 111 5,161 0.19
Vidor 112 10,928 0.18
Burkburnett 113 11,046 0.18
Mount Pleasant 114 16,115 0.18
Rockport 115 10,197 0.18
Mansfield 116 63,141 0.18
La Feria 117 7,241 0.17
Friendswood 118 38,272 0.16
Denton 119 128,421 0.16
Bridge City 120 7,964 0.15
Crowley 121 14,453 0.15
Brenham 122 16,535 0.15
Pasadena 123 153,286 0.14
Buda 124 11,936 0.14
Fort Stockton 125 8,445 0.14
Lancaster 126 38,426 0.14
Carrollton 127 129,266 0.14
Bastrop 128 7,909 0.14
Snyder 129 11,541 0.14
Kyle 130 34,080 0.14
Plano 131 279,088 0.14
Hereford 132 15,086 0.13
Desoto 133 51,854 0.13
Irving 134 232,013 0.13
Raymondville 135 11,165 0.13
Pearland 136 106,238 0.13
Uvalde 137 16,353 0.12
Plainview 138 21,365 0.12
Mckinney 139 156,821 0.12
Kermit 140 6,219 0.11
Mineral Wells 141 15,691 0.11
Jasper 142 7,663 0.1
Laredo 143 251,671 0.1
Garland 144 234,810 0.1
Round Rock 145 112,767 0.1
Liberty 146 8,936 0.1
Richmond 147 11,939 0.1
Allen 148 94,710 0.1
Crystal City 149 7,414 0.09
Edinburg 150 84,399 0.09
Borger 151 13,001 0.09
Wylie 152 45,655 0.09
Corsicana 153 23,923 0.09
Addison 154 15,363 0.09
Lumberton 155 12,306 0.09
Cleveland 156 7,879 0.09
Bellmead 157 10,159 0.09
Pecos 158 9,285 0.09
Mathis 159 5,003 0.08
Elgin 160 8,756 0.08
Bridgeport 161 6,277 0.08
Mesquite 162 143,771 0.08
Bowie 163 5,115 0.08
Kingsville 164 26,177 0.08
Grand Prairie 165 185,631 0.07
Weslaco 166 39,021 0.07
Arlington 167 383,899 0.07
Pharr 168 75,172 0.07
Wake Village 169 5,481 0.07
Sinton 170 5,701 0.07
Commerce 171 8,732 0.07
Lewisville 172 102,327 0.07
Hitchcock 173 7,464 0.07
Willis 174 6,217 0.06
Sealy 175 6,320 0.06
Seguin 176 27,543 0.06
Missouri City 177 71,732 0.06
Princeton 178 8,278 0.06
Melissa 179 6,844 0.06
Rockwall 180 41,672 0.06
Center 181 5,421 0.06
Waxahachie 182 32,536 0.06
Lampasas 183 7,238 0.06
Webster 184 11,041 0.05
Palestine 185 18,456 0.05
Boerne 186 13,066 0.05
Mission 187 82,200 0.05
Flower Mound 188 69,966 0.05
Bay City 189 17,558 0.05
Denison 190 23,080 0.05
Forney 191 16,842 0.05
Lakeway 192 13,662 0.04
Midlothian 193 21,530 0.04
Canyon 194 14,533 0.04
Monahans 195 7,484 0.04
Pleasanton 196 10,120 0.04
Sanger 197 7,595 0.04
Stafford 198 18,026 0.04
Pflugerville 199 55,712 0.04
Post 200 5,369 0.04
Levelland 201 13,872 0.04
Palmview 202 5,644 0.04
Prairie View 203 6,209 0.03
Los Fresnos 204 6,376 0.03
Cleburne 205 29,759 0.03
Hempstead 206 6,727 0.03
Rio Grande City 207 14,242 0.03
Colleyville 208 24,982 0.03
Leon Valley 209 10,990 0.03
Kilgore 210 14,658 0.03
El Campo 211 11,685 0.03
Farmers Branch 212 32,211 0.02
Hillsboro 213 8,358 0.02
Nederland 214 17,132 0.02
Lockhart 215 13,222 0.02
Bellaire 216 18,140 0.02
Live Oak 217 15,021 0.02
Cameron 218 5,457 0.02
Taylor 219 16,492 0.02
Socorro 220 32,988 0.02
Hutchins 221 5,644 0.02
Edna 222 5,731 0.02
Euless 223 53,675 0.02
Pampa 224 18,172 0.02
Childress 225 6,093 0.02
Burnet 226 6,161 0.02
Iowa Park 227 6,390 0.02
Seabrook 228 13,038 0.02
Hidalgo 229 13,449 0.01
The Colony 230 40,757 0.01
Carthage 231 6,828 0.01
Prosper 232 15,236 0.01
Mcallen 233 138,475 0.01
Hondo 234 9,071 0.01
Rowlett 235 59,203 0.01
Bonham 236 10,040 0.01
La Porte 237 34,922 0.01
Red Oak 238 11,663 0.01
Freeport 239 12,122 0.01
Gatesville 240 12,538 0.01
Dumas 241 14,963 0.01
Schertz 242 37,597 0.01
Ennis 243 18,890 0.01
Hurst 244 38,690 0.01
Coppell 245 40,631 0.0
Converse 246 21,169 0.0
North Richland Hills 247 67,994 0.0
San Benito 248 24,442 0.0
Balch Springs 249 25,043 0.0
Cedar Park 250 63,551 0.0
Little Elm 251 35,553 0.0
Leander 252 36,204 0.0
Duncanville 253 39,599 0.0
Burleson 254 41,962 0.0
Haltom City 255 43,864 0.0
Texas City 256 46,811 0.0
Cedar Hill 257 47,457 0.0

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