The 10 Dumbest Places In Illinois For 2023


The dumbest places in Illinois are Pinckneyville and Chester for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that some places in the Prairie State have a larger percent of their population that never graduated from high school.

While the emphasis on going to college might be overblown, the fact is that not graduating from high school puts you at a significant disadvantage on average. Educational attainment might not be the best way to measure one person’s intelligence, but it does shine a light on the state.

We will use Saturday Night Science to determine what places in Illinois have the highest percentage of adults without a high school degree.

A recent study we published found that Illinois is actually the 31st smartest state in the United States, with an average IQ of 99.

But that doesn’t mean that a few cities in Illinois are a bit slower than others due to a lack of basic education.

After crunching the numbers, we ranked the ten dumbest cities in the Prairie State.

Don’t freak out.

Some places are just smarter than others, but that says nothing about the character of the people living there. It’s another data point a real estate agent would never tell you.

For this ranking, we only looked at cities with populations greater than 5,000, leaving us 325 cities in Illinois to rank. You can take a look at the data below.

For more Illinois reading, check out:


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Dumbest Places In Illinois For 2023

Pinckneyville, IL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 5,262
% Adult High School Dropout: 30.0%
% Highly Educated: 8.0%
More on Pinckneyville:  Cost Of Living

Chester, IL

Source: Wikipedia User Leonard J. DeFrancisci | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 7,787
% Adult High School Dropout: 29.0%
% Highly Educated: 8.0%
More on Chester:  Cost Of Living

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 11,098
% Adult High School Dropout: 36.0%
% Highly Educated: 11.0%
More on Summit:  Cost Of Living

Harvard, IL

Source: Wikipedia User Cosmo1976 | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 9,482
% Adult High School Dropout: 29.0%
% Highly Educated: 11.0%
More on Harvard:  Cost Of Living

Cicero, IL

Source: Wikipedia User MrHarman | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 84,905
% Adult High School Dropout: 31.0%
% Highly Educated: 12.0%
More on Cicero:  Cost Of Living

Harvey, IL

Source: Wikipedia User davidwilson1949 | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 20,751
% Adult High School Dropout: 22.0%
% Highly Educated: 10.0%
More on Harvey:  Cost Of Living

Melrose Park, IL

Source: Wikipedia User Dennisyerger84 | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 25,417
% Adult High School Dropout: 26.0%
% Highly Educated: 13.0%
More on Melrose Park:  Cost Of Living

Beardstown, IL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 5,839
% Adult High School Dropout: 24.0%
% Highly Educated: 13.0%
More on Beardstown:  Cost Of Living

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 7,559
% Adult High School Dropout: 23.0%
% Highly Educated: 13.0%
More on Round Lake Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kankakee, IL

Source: Wikipedia User Chris Light | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 24,903
% Adult High School Dropout: 22.0%
% Highly Educated: 13.0%
More on Kankakee:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we determined the dumbest cities in the Prairie State

We realize that formal education is only part of it when it comes to being intelligent, but on the other hand, knowing the difference between they’re, their, and there is always going to make you look pretty stupid.

So, we narrowed down our criteria to focus on a city’s educational opportunities and what percentage of the population takes advantage of those opportunities.

In short, we came up with these criteria to determine the dumbest cities in Illinois:

  • % of the city’s population with less than a high school education (Age 25+)
  • % of city’s population with a college degree (Age 25+)

We got the data from the U.S. Census 2017-2021 American Community Survey.

Then, our algorithm generates a rank for each place in these categories. After crunching all the numbers, a ranking of the cities in Illinois from dumbest to brightest.

For this ranking, we used every Illinois city with at least 5,000 residents. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the dumbest cities in Illinois.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

If you’re measuring the locations in Illinois where there are a high number of dropouts and adults who never received a formal education, this is an accurate ranking.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the smartest places in Illinois, according to science:

  1. Wilmette
  2. Winnetka
  3. Lake Forest

For more Illinois reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Dumbest Cities In Illinois For 2023

Rank City Population
1 Pinckneyville, IL 5,262
2 Chester, IL 7,787
3 Summit, IL 11,098
4 Harvard, IL 9,482
5 Cicero, IL 84,905
6 Harvey, IL 20,751
7 Melrose Park, IL 25,417
8 Beardstown, IL 5,839
9 Round Lake Park, IL 7,559
10 Kankakee, IL 24,903
11 Hoopeston, IL 5,210
12 Maywood, IL 23,547
13 Cahokia, IL 12,440
14 Northlake, IL 12,836
15 Belvidere, IL 25,179
16 Metropolis, IL 6,032
17 Du Quoin, IL 5,842
18 Franklin Park, IL 18,435
19 Round Lake Beach, IL 27,412
20 East St. Louis, IL 19,437
21 Kewanee, IL 12,485
22 Posen, IL 5,752
23 Mendota, IL 6,996
24 Streator, IL 12,135
25 Vandalia, IL 6,459
26 Hillsboro, IL 6,633
27 Burbank, IL 29,312
28 Bellwood, IL 18,778
29 Stickney, IL 7,074
30 West Frankfort, IL 7,299
31 Blue Island, IL 22,934
32 Zion, IL 24,660
33 Markham, IL 11,733
34 Paris, IL 8,553
35 Lasalle, IL 9,607
36 Chicago Heights, IL 27,840
37 Robinson, IL 7,264
38 Rock Falls, IL 8,807
39 Pontoon Beach, IL 6,153
40 Beach Park, IL 13,634
41 Waukegan, IL 89,751
42 Berkeley, IL 5,314
43 Genoa, IL 5,139
44 East Alton, IL 5,887
45 Carpentersville, IL 37,940
46 Justice, IL 12,625
47 Harrisburg, IL 8,375
48 Carmi, IL 5,012
49 Lyons, IL 10,665
50 Crest Hill, IL 20,305
51 Pana, IL 5,304
52 Canton, IL 13,701
53 Pontiac, IL 11,766
54 Clinton, IL 7,016
55 Bridgeview, IL 16,883
56 Monmouth, IL 8,810
57 Dixon, IL 15,855
58 East Moline, IL 21,181
59 Greenville, IL 6,676
60 Bensenville, IL 18,801
61 Spring Valley, IL 5,551
62 Steger, IL 9,568
63 Addison, IL 35,999
64 Centralia, IL 12,061
65 Galesburg, IL 30,298
66 North Chicago, IL 30,619
67 Riverdale, IL 10,909
68 Sterling, IL 14,919
69 Romeoville, IL 40,099
70 Salem, IL 7,269
71 Rochelle, IL 9,380
72 Rantoul, IL 12,766
73 Elgin, IL 114,156
74 Berwyn, IL 56,960
75 Danville, IL 29,534
76 Broadview, IL 7,997
77 South Beloit, IL 7,943
78 Midlothian, IL 14,330
79 Bradley, IL 15,236
80 Alton, IL 25,902
81 Pekin, IL 32,398
82 Hanover Park, IL 37,545
83 Rockford, IL 148,942
84 Marengo, IL 7,466
85 Rock Island, IL 37,519
86 Murphysboro, IL 7,270
87 Alsip, IL 19,036
88 Machesney Park, IL 22,870
89 Carlinville, IL 5,719
90 Hampshire, IL 8,019
91 Joliet, IL 150,323
92 West Chicago, IL 25,881
93 Monee, IL 5,131
94 Jerseyville, IL 7,674
95 Hillside, IL 8,286
96 Hickory Hills, IL 14,483
97 Mattoon, IL 16,982
98 Schiller Park, IL 11,680
99 Wood River, IL 10,325
100 Plano, IL 10,885
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

8 thoughts on “The 10 Dumbest Places In Illinois For 2023

  1. Wondering how you leave out Chicago? 69% graduation rate,over 1600 bars,however they do have 77 braches of the Chicago library

  2. Melrose Park is just a short jaunt east of Chicago? Either it’s in Lake Michigan or maybe the author is from Melrose Park?

  3. To the genius that wrote this article, LaSalle has a very historic library. And just about every town in Illinois has 1 library with several bars in said town making every town in Illinois the dumbest according to your “scientific” facts. I am not sure what your point is with articles like this but it is clear you are click troll bait. without any sort of research on a town or their occupants,

  4. Oh btw, the greater Chicago area now includes towns 110 miles west of Chicago? Guess the author is this post is clearly one of the dumbest ever in the history of internet posts.

  5. You used number of men in a city as criteria for how dumb a city is? Wow, that’s extremely sexist, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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