The 10 Dumbest Places In Louisiana For 2025


The dumbest places in Louisiana are Ville Platte and Abbeville for 2025 based on Saturday Night Science.

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that some places in the Pelican State have a larger percent of their population that never graduated from high school.

While the emphasis on going to college might be overblown, the fact is that not graduating from high school puts you at a significant disadvantage on average. Educational attainment might not be the best way to measure one person’s intelligence, but it does shine a light on the state.

We will use Saturday Night Science to determine what places in Louisiana have the highest percentage of adults without a high school degree.

A recent study we published found that Louisiana is the 49th smartest state in the United States, with an average IQ of 95.

But that doesn’t mean that a few cities in Louisiana are a bit slower than others due to a lack of basic education.


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


Dumbest Cities In Louisiana Map

Don’t freak out.

Some places are just smarter than others, but that says nothing about the character of the people living there. It’s another data point a real estate agent would never tell you.

For this ranking, we only looked at cities with populations greater than 5,000, leaving us 57 cities in Louisiana to rank. You can take a look at the data below.

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The 10 Dumbest Places In Louisiana For 2025

Ville Platte, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Jerrye & Roy Klotz, MD | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

3
/10
Population: 6,299
% Adult High School Dropout: 35.0%
% Highly Educated: 10.0%
More on Ville Platte: Data

Abbeville, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Paul (talk) | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

3
/10
Population: 11,086
% Adult High School Dropout: 24.0%
% Highly Educated: 9.0%
More on Abbeville: Data

Oakdale, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Hot Furnace | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 6,614
% Adult High School Dropout: 25.0%
% Highly Educated: 10.0%
More on Oakdale: Data

Rayne, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Chris Litherland | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 7,147
% Adult High School Dropout: 23.0%
% Highly Educated: 6.0%
More on Rayne: Data

Tallulah, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Billy Hathorn | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 6,124
% Adult High School Dropout: 24.0%
% Highly Educated: 11.0%
More on Tallulah: Data

Bastrop, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Billy Hathorn | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 9,408
% Adult High School Dropout: 19.0%
% Highly Educated: 5.0%
More on Bastrop: Data

Patterson, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Z28scrambler | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 5,801
% Adult High School Dropout: 18.0%
% Highly Educated: 7.0%
More on Patterson: Data

Opelousas, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Z28scrambler | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

3
/10
Population: 15,662
% Adult High School Dropout: 21.0%
% Highly Educated: 11.0%
More on Opelousas: Data

Jennings, LA

Source: Wikipedia User Richard Byrd | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 9,679
% Adult High School Dropout: 21.0%
% Highly Educated: 15.0%
More on Jennings: Data

Eunice, LA

Source: Flickr User daystreamin’ | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 9,261
% Adult High School Dropout: 23.0%
% Highly Educated: 16.0%
More on Eunice: Data

Methodology: How we determined the dumbest cities in the Pelican State

We realize that formal education is only part of it when it comes to being intelligent, but on the other hand, knowing the difference between they’re, their, and there is always going to make you look pretty stupid.

So, we used Saturday Night Science to narrow down our criteria to focus on a city’s educational opportunities and what percentage of the population takes advantage of those opportunities.

In short, we came up with these criteria to determine the dumbest cities in Louisiana:

  • % of the city’s population with less than a high school education (Age 25+)
  • % of city’s population with a college degree (Age 25+)

We got the data from the U.S. Census 2019-2023 American Community Survey.

Then, our algorithm generates a rank for each place in these categories. After crunching all the numbers, a ranking of the cities in Louisiana from dumbest to brightest.

For this ranking, we used every Louisiana city with at least 5,000 residents. We updated this article for 2025, and it’s our tenth time ranking the dumbest cities in Louisiana.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

If you’re measuring the locations in Louisiana where there are a high number of dropouts and adults who never received a formal education, this is an accurate ranking.

The dumbest cities in Louisiana are Ville Platte, Abbeville, Oakdale, Rayne, Tallulah, Bastrop, Patterson, Opelousas, Jennings, and Eunice.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the smartest places in Louisiana, according to science:

  1. Mandeville
  2. Ruston
  3. Harahan

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Dumbest Cities In Louisiana For 2025

Rank City Population % Adult High School Dropout % Highly Educated
1 Ville Platte, LA 6,299 35.0% 10.0%
2 Abbeville, LA 11,086 24.0% 9.0%
3 Oakdale, LA 6,614 25.0% 10.0%
4 Rayne, LA 7,147 23.0% 6.0%
5 Tallulah, LA 6,124 24.0% 11.0%
6 Bastrop, LA 9,408 19.0% 5.0%
7 Patterson, LA 5,801 18.0% 7.0%
8 Opelousas, LA 15,662 21.0% 11.0%
9 Jennings, LA 9,679 21.0% 15.0%
10 Eunice, LA 9,261 23.0% 16.0%
11 Franklin, LA 6,557 17.0% 10.0%
12 St. Martinville, LA 5,367 20.0% 15.0%
13 Crowley, LA 11,554 24.0% 19.0%
14 Plaquemine, LA 6,136 19.0% 16.0%
15 Bogalusa, LA 10,539 16.0% 14.0%
16 Westwego, LA 8,382 21.0% 18.0%
17 Breaux Bridge, LA 7,497 21.0% 19.0%
18 New Iberia, LA 27,926 17.0% 17.0%
19 Gretna, LA 17,468 24.0% 26.0%
20 St. Gabriel, LA 6,569 21.0% 23.0%
21 Donaldsonville, LA 6,792 13.0% 11.0%
22 Leesville, LA 5,610 15.0% 19.0%
23 Minden, LA 11,604 14.0% 16.0%
24 Scott, LA 8,348 15.0% 18.0%
25 Sulphur, LA 21,004 14.0% 17.0%
26 Carencro, LA 10,882 12.0% 16.0%
27 Houma, LA 32,760 14.0% 22.0%
28 Alexandria, LA 44,566 15.0% 24.0%
29 Kenner, LA 65,113 15.0% 29.0%
30 Ponchatoula, LA 7,839 13.0% 22.0%
31 West Monroe, LA 12,837 14.0% 23.0%
32 Baker, LA 12,322 12.0% 20.0%
33 Hammond, LA 20,790 15.0% 30.0%
34 Monroe, LA 47,241 15.0% 29.0%
35 Pineville, LA 14,268 14.0% 25.0%
36 Gonzales, LA 12,748 14.0% 26.0%
37 Deridder, LA 9,812 12.0% 22.0%
38 Walker, LA 6,385 8.0% 22.0%
39 Shreveport, LA 183,483 12.0% 28.0%
40 Lake Charles, LA 81,679 11.0% 29.0%
41 Thibodaux, LA 15,792 13.0% 37.0%
42 Denham Springs, LA 9,362 6.0% 23.0%
43 Grambling, LA 5,302 11.0% 31.0%
44 Natchitoches, LA 17,682 10.0% 30.0%
45 Baton Rouge, LA 223,699 12.0% 37.0%
46 Slidell, LA 28,664 10.0% 31.0%
47 Broussard, LA 13,791 10.0% 40.0%
48 Covington, LA 11,568 9.0% 37.0%
49 Addis, LA 7,052 6.0% 32.0%
50 New Orleans, LA 376,035 10.0% 43.0%
51 Lafayette, LA 121,537 9.0% 41.0%
52 Central, LA 29,603 4.0% 32.0%
53 Youngsville, LA 16,664 5.0% 37.0%
54 Zachary, LA 19,637 6.0% 39.0%
55 Harahan, LA 8,939 7.0% 41.0%
56 Ruston, LA 22,224 7.0% 43.0%
57 Mandeville, LA 12,931 5.0% 47.0%
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

2 thoughts on “The 10 Dumbest Places In Louisiana For 2025

  1. First of all Crowley has over 54000 people living in it where did you get your statistics what age groups did you use people in Crowley a living to be in there nineties where most of them had to do to do minimal labor because they couldn’t afford to go to college because you had to have money to go there so how can the SATs scores include the rice farmers the crawfish farmers they never have to go to college to learn how to work in the rice industry

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