The 10 Dumbest Places In Maryland For 2023


The dumbest places in Maryland are Bladensburg and Hagerstown for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that some places in the Old Line State have a larger percent of their population that never graduated from high school.

While the emphasis on going to college might be overblown, the fact is that not graduating from high school puts you at a significant disadvantage on average. Educational attainment might not be the best way to measure one person’s intelligence, but it does shine a light on the state.

We will use Saturday Night Science to determine what places in Maryland have the highest percentage of adults without a high school degree.

A recent study we published found that Maryland is actually the 25th smartest state in the United States, with an average IQ of 100.

But that doesn’t mean that a few cities in Maryland are a bit slower than others due to a lack of basic education.

After crunching the numbers, we ranked the ten dumbest cities in the Old Line State.

Don’t freak out.

Some places are just smarter than others, but that says nothing about the character of the people living there. It’s another data point a real estate agent would never tell you.

For this ranking, we only looked at cities with populations greater than 5,000, leaving us 38 cities in Maryland to rank. You can take a look at the data below.

For more Maryland reading, check out:


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Dumbest Places In Maryland For 2023

Bladensburg, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 9,591
% Adult High School Dropout: 14.0%
% Highly Educated: 17.0%
More on Bladensburg:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Hagerstown, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 43,015
% Adult High School Dropout: 14.0%
% Highly Educated: 19.0%
More on Hagerstown:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Riverdale Park, MD

Source: Wikipedia User Famartin | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 7,321
% Adult High School Dropout: 34.0%
% Highly Educated: 29.0%
More on Riverdale Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Elkton, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 15,724
% Adult High School Dropout: 13.0%
% Highly Educated: 19.0%
More on Elkton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

New Carrollton, MD

Source: Wikipedia User Christopher Sayan | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 13,574
% Adult High School Dropout: 14.0%
% Highly Educated: 28.0%
More on New Carrollton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Aberdeen, MD

Source: Wikipedia User DanTD | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 16,176
% Adult High School Dropout: 13.0%
% Highly Educated: 25.0%
More on Aberdeen:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Cambridge, MD

Source: Wikipedia User FlickreviewR | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 13,026
% Adult High School Dropout: 12.0%
% Highly Educated: 21.0%
More on Cambridge:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Thurmont, MD

Source: Wikipedia User Andrew Bain | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 6,247
% Adult High School Dropout: 12.0%
% Highly Educated: 21.0%
More on Thurmont:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mount Rainier, MD

Source: Wikipedia User Nonvirtual | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 8,290
% Adult High School Dropout: 17.0%
% Highly Educated: 36.0%
More on Mount Rainier:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Baltimore, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 592,211
% Adult High School Dropout: 14.0%
% Highly Educated: 34.0%
More on Baltimore:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we determined the dumbest cities in the Old Line State

We realize that formal education is only part of it when it comes to being intelligent, but on the other hand, knowing the difference between they’re, their, and there is always going to make you look pretty stupid.

So, we narrowed down our criteria to focus on a city’s educational opportunities and what percentage of the population takes advantage of those opportunities.

In short, we came up with these criteria to determine the dumbest cities in Maryland:

  • % of the city’s population with less than a high school education (Age 25+)
  • % of city’s population with a college degree (Age 25+)

We got the data from the U.S. Census 2017-2021 American Community Survey.

Then, our algorithm generates a rank for each place in these categories. After crunching all the numbers, a ranking of the cities in Maryland from dumbest to brightest.

For this ranking, we used every Maryland city with at least 5,000 residents. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the dumbest cities in Maryland.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

If you’re measuring the locations in Maryland where there are a high number of dropouts and adults who never received a formal education, this is an accurate ranking.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the smartest places in Maryland, according to science:

  1. Poolesville
  2. Bowie
  3. Rockville

For more Maryland reading, check out:

Detailed List Of The Dumbest Cities In Maryland For 2023

Rank City Population
1 Bladensburg, MD 9,591
2 Hagerstown, MD 43,015
3 Riverdale Park, MD 7,321
4 Elkton, MD 15,724
5 New Carrollton, MD 13,574
6 Aberdeen, MD 16,176
7 Cambridge, MD 13,026
8 Thurmont, MD 6,247
9 Mount Rainier, MD 8,290
10 Baltimore, MD 592,211
11 Salisbury, MD 32,583
12 Westminster, MD 19,783
13 Hyattsville, MD 20,790
14 Cumberland, MD 19,028
15 Taneytown, MD 7,183
16 College Park, MD 34,961
17 La Plata, MD 10,054
18 Laurel, MD 29,438
19 Easton, MD 16,912
20 Havre De Grace, MD 14,625
21 Glenarden, MD 6,341
22 Brunswick, MD 7,578
23 Frederick, MD 76,376
24 Frostburg, MD 7,282
25 Manchester, MD 5,350
26 Greenbelt, MD 24,602
27 Gaithersburg, MD 68,827
28 Fruitland, MD 5,455
29 Annapolis, MD 40,581
30 Takoma Park, MD 17,610
31 Chesapeake Beach, MD 6,303
32 Walkersville, MD 6,134
33 Hampstead, MD 6,273
34 Mount Airy, MD 9,621
35 Cheverly, MD 6,191
36 Rockville, MD 67,095
37 Bowie, MD 58,113
38 Poolesville, MD 5,666
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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