The 10 Most Boring Places In California For 2026


The most boring places in California are Lafayette and Paradise for 2026 based on Saturday Night Science.

There’s no denying it: there are plenty of places in California that are downright beautiful and full of excitement.

Unfortunately, not all towns and cities in Golden State are so lucky.

Just like in all U.S. States, there are definitely some boring places within California’s’ borders. You know the places where everyone has an AARP card and the most exciting thing they do all day is post a picture of their grandchild on Facebook.

Like Lafayette, for instance. In our latest analysis, we found that this city was the most boring city in all of Oklahoma according to Saturday Night Science. But don’t feel bad if you’re a resident of Lafayette. There are plenty of other boring, lackluster places in California as well.

Here they are. Try not to jump out of your seat with excitement.


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Most Boring Places In California

  1. Lafayette
  2. Paradise
  3. Ione
  4. Villa Park
  5. Morro Bay
  6. Jackson
  7. Loomis
  8. Pismo Beach
  9. Truckee
  10. Orinda

Most Boring Places In California Map

Don’t freak out, in fact, believe it not, a boring city is actually one a lot of people would like to call home.

Before you get all upset if your city’s name is on the list, rest assured that we didn’t use personal opinion when it comes to what classifies a city or town as “boring” or “exciting”. We crunched actual numbers to figure out which towns are statistically more boring.

Showing this data to you is the kind of thing that a real estate agent knows, but would never share.

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The 10 Most Boring Places In California For 2026

Lafayette, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Stacey Baca | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 25,285
Average Age: 45.7
% Married: 31.0%
More on Lafayette: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Paradise, CA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 7,392
Average Age: 57.4
% Married: 39.0%
More on Paradise: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Ione, CA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10
Population: 9,156
Average Age: 41.5
% Married: 27.0%
More on Ione: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Villa Park, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Jeaniac | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 5,748
Average Age: 53.6
% Married: 36.0%
More on Villa Park: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Morro Bay, CA

Source: Wikipedia User No machine-readable author provided. Kjkolb assumed (based on copyright claims). | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10
Population: 10,692
Average Age: 54.3
% Married: 31.0%
More on Morro Bay: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

6. Jackson

Jackson, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Bobak Ha’Eri | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 5,048
Average Age: 50.2
% Married: 33.0%
More on Jackson: Crime | Movers

Loomis, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Magnolia677 | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 6,853
Average Age: 45.5
% Married: 35.0%
More on Loomis: Data | Cost Of Living | Movers

Pismo Beach, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Cliffs Resort | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10
Population: 8,014
Average Age: 55.1
% Married: 30.0%
More on Pismo Beach: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Truckee, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Finetooth | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10
Population: 17,066
Average Age: 42.0
% Married: 25.0%
More on Truckee: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Orinda, CA

Source: Wikipedia User Andwhatsnext at English Wikipedia | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

10
/10
Population: 19,514
Average Age: 47.5
% Married: 22.0%
More on Orinda: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Methodology: How we determined the boring cities in the Golden State

You would present the following case to your friends if you were argueing with them at a bar about the most boring place to live in California. And that’s why we call it Saturday Night Science.

Because our data speaks more truth than feelings.

To figure out how boring a place is, we factored in things we generally think make people exciting, and then we figure out which cities have the least number of those exciting people.

We used the U.S. American Community Census data to gather the information presented here. HSome of the things people tend to think of as making a city’s population boring include:

  • % of Population Over 25 (higher is more boring)
  • % of Married Household (higher is more boring)
  • Average Age (higher is more boring)
  • % of Households With Kids (higher is more boring)
  • Population density (lower is more boring)

Then, our algorithm generates a ranking for each place in these categories. After crunching the numbers, all of the cities ranked from most boring to most exciting.

For this ranking, we used every California city with at least 5,000 residents. This keeps us from prejudicing our rankings by including very small pockets of retired people.

Grab your rocker and hold on.

We updated this article for 2026, and it’s our eleventh time ranking the most boring cities in California.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

On a ranking like this, there are usually no winners, but since California isn’t necessarily the most boring state in the United States, the cities on this ranking can at least take solace that there are, in fact, more boring cities in the country.

The most boring cities in California are Lafayette, Paradise, Ione, Villa Park, Morro Bay, Jackson, Loomis, Pismo Beach, Truckee, and Orinda.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the most exciting places in California, according to science:

  1. Berkeley
  2. Davis
  3. Santa Cruz

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Detailed List Of The Most Boring Cities In California For 2026

Rank City Population Average Age % Married % Kids
1 Lafayette, CA 25,285 45.7 31.0% 37.8%
2 Paradise, CA 7,392 57.4 39.0% 19.7%
3 Ione, CA 9,156 41.5 27.0% 32.3%
4 Villa Park, CA 5,748 53.6 36.0% 30.7%
5 Morro Bay, CA 10,692 54.3 31.0% 16.0%
6 Jackson, CA 5,048 50.2 33.0% 21.1%
7 Loomis, CA 6,853 45.5 35.0% 24.4%
8 Pismo Beach, CA 8,014 55.1 30.0% 15.9%
9 Truckee, CA 17,066 42.0 25.0% 33.5%
10 Orinda, CA 19,514 47.5 22.0% 37.8%
11 Norco, CA 25,054 40.3 30.0% 36.2%
12 Rio Vista, CA 10,102 63.8 25.0% 10.2%
13 Mammoth Lakes, CA 7,214 41.3 33.0% 19.4%
14 La Quinta, CA 38,707 53.3 25.0% 19.9%
15 Danville, CA 43,401 45.4 29.0% 39.0%
16 Placerville, CA 10,762 46.8 27.0% 25.3%
17 Auburn, CA 13,768 47.5 30.0% 22.3%
18 Scotts Valley, CA 12,044 47.3 30.0% 27.7%
19 Canyon Lake, CA 11,119 47.0 35.0% 29.5%
20 Calimesa, CA 10,902 40.0 39.0% 32.6%
21 Agoura Hills, CA 19,721 46.8 25.0% 34.5%
22 Lincoln, CA 52,956 43.2 32.0% 32.3%
23 La Habra Heights, CA 5,478 46.9 24.0% 24.4%
24 San Dimas, CA 33,789 43.3 28.0% 30.4%
25 Corte Madera, CA 10,077 45.9 25.0% 39.7%
26 Big Bear Lake, CA 5,041 46.6 24.0% 16.7%
27 Laguna Beach, CA 22,710 53.9 25.0% 17.8%
28 St. Helena, CA 5,318 48.9 15.0% 32.5%
29 Seal Beach, CA 24,722 61.5 22.0% 14.3%
30 Yorba Linda, CA 67,170 44.9 29.0% 34.2%
31 Benicia, CA 26,749 44.9 25.0% 27.6%
32 Malibu, CA 10,421 53.9 19.0% 20.5%
33 Glendora, CA 50,926 40.6 30.0% 35.9%
34 Lakeport, CA 5,113 42.1 30.0% 28.1%
35 Poway, CA 48,713 41.2 22.0% 35.9%
36 Hillsborough, CA 11,099 47.0 20.0% 37.8%
37 San Juan Capistrano, CA 35,095 46.2 25.0% 31.0%
38 Arroyo Grande, CA 18,372 45.8 39.0% 24.8%
39 Shasta Lake, CA 10,311 41.8 32.0% 28.7%
40 Martinez, CA 36,903 42.6 31.0% 28.0%
41 Palos Verdes Estates, CA 12,925 52.4 24.0% 29.9%
42 Atascadero, CA 29,712 40.4 34.0% 30.1%
43 Cloverdale, CA 8,886 45.2 27.0% 26.0%
44 Buellton, CA 5,074 39.0 27.0% 36.4%
45 Novato, CA 52,546 47.5 21.0% 28.4%
46 Woodside, CA 5,126 46.4 20.0% 29.9%
47 Livermore, CA 85,522 40.7 28.0% 34.6%
48 Clayton, CA 10,937 43.8 28.0% 35.4%
49 Menifee, CA 110,305 38.1 27.0% 37.6%
50 Solvang, CA 6,034 54.2 20.0% 15.6%
51 Tiburon, CA 9,012 51.6 16.0% 31.2%
52 Pacifica, CA 37,261 44.6 23.0% 28.1%
53 Chino Hills, CA 77,927 40.5 21.0% 35.4%
54 San Clemente, CA 63,273 45.6 28.0% 27.3%
55 Folsom, CA 83,916 41.0 25.0% 37.3%
56 Half Moon Bay, CA 11,391 47.4 21.0% 28.6%
57 Rancho Mirage, CA 17,563 66.1 15.0% 8.9%
58 La Verne, CA 30,600 46.4 29.0% 28.7%
59 Tehachapi, CA 11,946 39.1 22.0% 29.6%
60 Simi Valley, CA 125,634 41.9 26.0% 30.6%
61 Palm Desert, CA 51,990 57.5 17.0% 16.0%
62 Moorpark, CA 35,854 38.7 27.0% 38.2%
63 Fort Bragg, CA 7,032 49.0 22.0% 21.2%
64 Ripon, CA 16,201 40.1 40.0% 35.5%
65 Escalon, CA 7,451 35.7 40.0% 39.2%
66 Saratoga, CA 30,319 51.7 11.0% 32.8%
67 Thousand Oaks, CA 125,205 44.9 23.0% 28.3%
68 Los Gatos, CA 32,786 44.7 19.0% 33.7%
69 Santee, CA 59,332 40.3 26.0% 33.6%
70 Brentwood, CA 65,208 40.2 28.0% 43.9%
71 Beaumont, CA 56,266 35.5 30.0% 43.6%
72 Pleasanton, CA 76,960 43.1 17.0% 38.8%
73 Wildomar, CA 37,277 37.7 25.0% 37.3%
74 Roseville, CA 155,955 40.2 29.0% 33.2%
75 San Anselmo, CA 12,679 45.6 26.0% 33.0%
76 Petaluma, CA 59,247 45.3 27.0% 26.3%
77 Oakley, CA 45,183 36.6 28.0% 41.0%
78 Sierra Madre, CA 10,940 44.8 24.0% 26.4%
79 Los Altos Hills, CA 8,377 53.6 14.0% 24.5%
80 Rancho Palos Verdes, CA 40,864 49.1 19.0% 31.1%
81 Rancho Santa Margarita, CA 46,990 40.9 26.0% 34.6%
82 Rocklin, CA 73,327 38.4 30.0% 38.7%
83 Santa Fe Springs, CA 18,871 39.2 23.0% 32.0%
84 Rolling Hills Estates, CA 8,131 48.3 21.0% 27.0%
85 Dana Point, CA 32,790 47.4 28.0% 22.8%
86 El Paso De Robles (Paso Robles), CA 31,446 38.7 27.0% 32.5%
87 Palm Springs, CA 45,070 58.5 11.0% 8.5%
88 Sebastopol, CA 7,445 49.1 23.0% 22.5%
89 Blythe, CA 17,396 38.3 17.0% 36.7%
90 Sonoma, CA 10,670 57.3 22.0% 16.4%
91 Yucaipa, CA 54,421 36.3 32.0% 37.0%
92 Piedmont, CA 10,945 43.6 25.0% 47.6%
93 Windsor, CA 26,081 42.7 27.0% 33.8%
94 Ojai, CA 7,577 47.3 15.0% 25.1%
95 Banning, CA 31,093 42.1 21.0% 28.5%
96 Grass Valley, CA 14,113 49.6 18.0% 22.1%
97 Camarillo, CA 70,186 41.2 25.0% 30.0%
98 Morgan Hill, CA 45,425 39.0 25.0% 38.9%
99 Healdsburg, CA 11,243 44.6 19.0% 24.4%
100 Galt, CA 25,962 38.3 30.0% 40.6%
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

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7 thoughts on “The 10 Most Boring Places In California For 2026

  1. This is one of the most idiotic posts I have ever read. Obviously written by someone Boring, with a capital B.

  2. looks pretty ageist to me…as if youth, per se, makes for interesting people…It doesn’t. Also , San Marino is the third wealthiest community per capita in the United States…It’s been the home for many of the nation’s major movers and shakers for decades..hardly boring. Rolling Hills is close to some of the best surfing in the world..etc. etc..If you want to pick someplace boring, how about sacramento…now that’s boring.

  3. This is unadulterated crap and I suspect it was written by one of those entitled millennials, no doubt. I’m 49, MARRIED to an awesome redhead, am a ROCK musician who Cosplays as a Zombie, (I was featured on the Mythbusters and we do fund raisers and food drives as Zombies, btw), Doctor Who, Star Lord and a Pirate (you know…for kids)…all this *WITH* my wife…and oh *by the way* you counted age three times in your ‘study’.
    ————————————————-
    % of Population Over 35 (Higher is more boring) <—-Once
    % of Married Household (Higher is more boring)
    Average Age (higher is more boring) <—Twice
    % of Households With Kids (higher is more boring)
    % of Households with People Over 65 (higher is more boring)< —Three times…serious?
    Population density (lower is more boring)
    ————————————————-
    Look, if you're gonna count age against any location, you might wanna consider, perhaps….ooohhhh, I don't know…how about putting some actual effort in spending the time to find out what people in these purportedly "boring" places actually *DO* for fun rather than baking up weak statistics about them, so, pretty-please, (with what ever kind of topping that blows your skirt up), stop being so douchey about it and give us something we can sink our teeth into. GhaAAahd….

  4. Oh brother!!! Silly article! The top places listed are the best places to raise kids! The author must not have kids. Of course these wouldn’t be “fun” for singles.

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