These Are The 10 Most Miserable Cities In Louisiana

Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Louisiana?

According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Louisiana – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.

But, we were curious – which Louisiana cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.

After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Pelican State:

1. Homer (Photos)
2. Arcadia (Photos)
3. Bastrop (Photos)
4. Hammond (Photos)
5. Tallulah (Photos)
6. Ville Platte
7. Bridge City (Photos)
8. Baldwin
9. Natchitoches (Photos)
10. Monroe (Photos)

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.

Oh, and by the way, Prien is the happiest place in Louisiana.

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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Louisiana

In order to rank the unhappiest places in Louisiana, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.

So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:

• Percentage of residents with a college degree
• Average commute times
• Unemployment rates
• Cost of living
• % of married couples
• % of home owners
• Poverty rate

After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Louisiana with over 2,000 people.

We then ranked each place from one to 127 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).

Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Louisiana’.

If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.

1. Homer

Population: 3,129
People Who Own Their Home: 43.48%
Married Adults: 23.67%

2. Arcadia

Population: 2,939
People Who Own Their Home: 46.71%
Married Adults: 28.29%

3. Bastrop

Population: 11,075
People Who Own Their Home: 43.1%
Married Adults: 30.49%

4. Hammond

Population: 20,207
People Who Own Their Home: 37.28%
Married Adults: 31.42%

5. Tallulah

Population: 7,267
People Who Own Their Home: 43.27%
Married Adults: 27.34%

6. Ville Platte

Population: 7,336
People Who Own Their Home: 32.71%
Married Adults: 32.85%

7. Bridge City

Population: 7,163
People Who Own Their Home: 48.93%
Married Adults: 36.53%

8. Baldwin

Population: 2,087
People Who Own Their Home: 72.09%
Married Adults: 37.68%

9. Natchitoches

Population: 18,460
People Who Own Their Home: 37.75%
Married Adults: 28.91%

10. Monroe

Population: 49,455
People Who Own Their Home: 39.58%
Married Adults: 29.4%

There You Have It

Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.

If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Louisiana