These Are The 10 Most Miserable Cities In Maryland

Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Maryland?

According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Maryland – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.

But, we were curious – which Maryland cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.

After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Old Line State:

1. Glassmanor
2. White Oak
3. Langley Park (Photos)
4. Temple Hills
5. Riverdale Park (Photos)
6. Chillum
7. Mount Rainier
8. Landover (Photos)
9. Coral Hills
10. Brentwood

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.

Oh, and by the way, Chevy Chase is the happiest place in Maryland.

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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Maryland

In order to rank the unhappiest places in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.

So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:

• Percentage of residents with a college degree
• Average commute times
• Unemployment rates
• Cost of living
• % of married couples
• % of home owners
• Poverty rate

After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Maryland with over 2,000 people.

We then ranked each place from one to 206 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).

Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Maryland’.

If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.

1. Glassmanor

Population: 18,389
People Who Own Their Home: 27.93%
Married Adults: 21.43%

2. White Oak

Population: 18,101
People Who Own Their Home: 32.82%
Married Adults: 37.23%

3. Langley Park

Population: 21,318
People Who Own Their Home: 24.27%
Married Adults: 31.55%

4. Temple Hills

Population: 8,069
People Who Own Their Home: 29.88%
Married Adults: 26.55%

5. Riverdale Park

Population: 7,119
People Who Own Their Home: 46.97%
Married Adults: 34.65%

6. Chillum

Population: 36,684
People Who Own Their Home: 36.31%
Married Adults: 31.4%

7. Mount Rainier

Population: 8,277
People Who Own Their Home: 25.16%
Married Adults: 32.72%

8. Landover

Population: 23,112
People Who Own Their Home: 41.4%
Married Adults: 28.14%

9. Coral Hills

Population: 10,196
People Who Own Their Home: 49.92%
Married Adults: 26.44%

10. Brentwood

Population: 3,107
People Who Own Their Home: 43.03%
Married Adults: 35.14%

There You Have It

Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.

If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Maryland