Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Massachusetts?
According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Massachusetts – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.
But, we were curious – which Massachusetts cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.
After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Bay State:
- Chelsea (Photos)
- Brockton (Photos)
- Bridgewater (Photos)
- Malden (Photos)
- Boston (Photos)
- Lawrence (Photos)
- Everett (Photos)
- Revere (Photos)
- Fall River (Photos)
- Lowell (Photos)
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.
Oh, and by the way, Longmeadow is the happiest place in Massachusetts.
Or check out the Most Miserable Cities In America.
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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Massachusetts
In order to rank the unhappiest places in Massachusetts, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.
So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.
We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:
- Percentage of residents with a college degree
- Average commute times
- Unemployment rates
- Cost of living
- % of married couples
- % of home owners
- Poverty rate
After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Massachusetts with over 2,000 people.
We then ranked each place from one to 128 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).
Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Massachusetts’.
If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.
1. Chelsea
Population: 37,084
People Who Own Their Home: 25.93%
Married Adults: 33.06%
2. Brockton
Population: 94,267
People Who Own Their Home: 50.66%
Married Adults: 37.92%
3. Bridgewater
Population: 8,374
People Who Own Their Home: 36.7%
Married Adults: 22.16%
4. Malden
Population: 60,309
People Who Own Their Home: 39.28%
Married Adults: 44.81%
5. Boston
Population: 639,594
People Who Own Their Home: 31.36%
Married Adults: 28.64%
6. Lawrence
Population: 77,364
People Who Own Their Home: 26.4%
Married Adults: 34.83%
7. Everett
Population: 42,758
People Who Own Their Home: 36.46%
Married Adults: 40.98%
8. Revere
Population: 53,258
People Who Own Their Home: 46.49%
Married Adults: 40.26%
9. Fall River
Population: 88,756
People Who Own Their Home: 31.52%
Married Adults: 38.07%
10. Lowell
Population: 108,491
People Who Own Their Home: 41.02%
Married Adults: 38.39%
There You Have It
Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.
If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Massachusetts
City | Rank |
---|---|
Chelsea | 1 |
Brockton | 2 |
Bridgewater | 3 |
Malden | 4 |
Boston | 5 |
Lawrence | 6 |
Everett | 7 |
Revere | 8 |
Fall River | 9 |
Lowell | 10 |
Lynn | 11 |
Springfield | 12 |
New Bedford | 13 |
Spencer | 14 |
Athol | 15 |
Webster | 16 |
Salisbury | 17 |
Holyoke | 18 |
Worcester | 19 |
Fitchburg | 20 |
Salem | 21 |
Middleborough Center | 22 |
Quincy | 23 |
North Adams | 24 |
Clinton | 25 |
Somerville | 26 |
Amherst Center | 27 |
Plymouth | 28 |
North Amherst | 29 |
Southbridge Town | 30 |
Mansfield Center | 31 |
Orange | 32 |
Leominster | 33 |
Ware | 34 |
Randolph | 35 |
Gardner | 36 |
Palmer Town | 37 |
Taunton | 38 |
Haverhill | 39 |
Hull | 40 |
Cambridge | 41 |
South Yarmouth | 42 |
Waltham | 43 |
East Falmouth | 44 |
Upton | 45 |
Greenfield Town | 46 |
Framingham | 47 |
Falmouth | 48 |
Barnstable Town | 49 |
Chicopee | 50 |
Winthrop Town | 51 |
Pittsfield | 52 |
Milford | 53 |
Nantucket | 54 |
Attleboro | 55 |
Whitinsville | 56 |
West Springfield Town | 57 |
Northampton | 58 |
Andover | 59 |
Weymouth Town | 60 |
Marlborough | 61 |
Gloucester | 62 |
Medford | 63 |
Westfield | 64 |
Marshfield | 65 |
Watertown Town | 66 |
Rockport | 67 |
Brookline | 68 |
Adams | 69 |
Newburyport | 70 |
Amesbury Town | 71 |
Beverly | 72 |
Maynard | 73 |
Norwood | 74 |
Easthampton Town | 75 |
Foxborough | 76 |
West Yarmouth | 77 |
Bellingham | 78 |
Woburn | 79 |
Holbrook | 80 |
Methuen Town | 81 |
Braintree Town | 82 |
Somerset | 83 |
Kingston | 84 |
West Concord | 85 |
Hudson | 86 |
Saugus | 87 |
Peabody | 88 |
Agawam Town | 89 |
Williamstown | 90 |
Medfield | 91 |
Dedham | 92 |
North Scituate | 93 |
Abington | 94 |
Rutland | 95 |
Danvers | 96 |
Sandwich | 97 |
Burlington | 98 |
Arlington | 99 |
Scituate | 100 |
Stoneham | 101 |
Milton | 102 |
Franklin Town | 103 |
Oxford | 104 |
Smith Mills | 105 |
Wakefield | 106 |
Belmont | 107 |
Cochituate | 108 |
Pinehurst | 109 |
Melrose | 110 |
Walpole | 111 |
Swampscott | 112 |
Lexington | 113 |
Newton | 114 |
Hingham | 115 |
Bliss Corner | 116 |
Forestdale | 117 |
Marblehead | 118 |
Dover | 119 |
Wilmington | 120 |
Northborough | 121 |
Wellesley | 122 |
Sharon | 123 |
Reading | 124 |
Lynnfield | 125 |
Needham | 126 |
Winchester | 127 |
Longmeadow | 128 |