Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Missouri?
According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Missouri – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.
But, we were curious – which Missouri cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.
After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Show Me State:
- Wellston
- Glasgow Village
- Normandy
- Jennings (Photos)
- Riverview
- Spanish Lake
- Berkeley (Photos)
- Piedmont
- Ferguson (Photos)
- Versailles
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.
Oh, and by the way, Ladue is the happiest place in Missouri.
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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Missouri
In order to rank the unhappiest places in Missouri, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.
So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.
We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:
- Percentage of residents with a college degree
- Average commute times
- Unemployment rates
- Cost of living
- % of married couples
- % of home owners
- Poverty rate
After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Missouri with over 2,000 people.
We then ranked each place from one to 180 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).
Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Missouri’.
If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.
1. Wellston
Population: 2,010People Who Own Their Home: 20.61%
Married Adults: 12.09%
2. Glasgow Village
Population: 4,895 People Who Own Their Home: 38.47%
Married Adults: 23.96%
3. Normandy
Population: 4,990People Who Own Their Home: 30.71%
Married Adults: 26.75%
4. Jennings
Population: 14,730People Who Own Their Home: 45.4%
Married Adults: 25.08%
5. Riverview
Population: 2,854 People Who Own Their Home: 42.25%
Married Adults: 34.37%
6. Spanish Lake
Population: 19,652 People Who Own Their Home: 42.92%
Married Adults: 34.86%
7. Berkeley
Population: 9,120People Who Own Their Home: 44.42%
Married Adults: 26.81%
8. Piedmont
Population: 2,230People Who Own Their Home: 50.38%
Married Adults: 35.1%
9. Ferguson
Population: 21,151People Who Own Their Home: 49.04%
Married Adults: 33.48%
10. Versailles
Population: 2,496People Who Own Their Home: 44.2%
Married Adults: 32.9%
There You Have It
Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.
If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Missouri
City | Rank |
---|---|
Wellston | 1 |
Glasgow Village | 2 |
Normandy | 3 |
Jennings | 4 |
Riverview | 5 |
Spanish Lake | 6 |
Berkeley | 7 |
Piedmont | 8 |
Ferguson | 9 |
Versailles | 10 |
Sullivan | 11 |
Buffalo | 12 |
Butler | 13 |
Charleston | 14 |
De Soto | 15 |
Bonne Terre | 16 |
Cameron | 17 |
Caruthersville | 18 |
Maplewood | 19 |
Hollister | 20 |
Malden | 21 |
Branson | 22 |
Springfield | 23 |
Pevely | 24 |
Riverside | 25 |
Mountain View | 26 |
Dellwood | 27 |
Kansas City | 28 |
Carthage | 29 |
Marlborough | 30 |
Bellefontaine Neighbors | 31 |
Lebanon | 32 |
Grandview | 33 |
Harrisonville | 34 |
Maryville | 35 |
Willow Springs | 36 |
Salem | 37 |
Poplar Bluff | 38 |
Houston | 39 |
Marshfield | 40 |
Rolla | 41 |
Bolivar | 42 |
Vandalia | 43 |
Kennett | 44 |
Moberly | 45 |
Warrenton | 46 |
Desloge | 47 |
Fulton | 48 |
Black Jack | 49 |
Pacific | 50 |
Warrensburg | 51 |
Nevada | 52 |
Kirksville | 53 |
Warsaw | 54 |
Richmond | 55 |
Joplin | 56 |
Carrollton | 57 |
Independence | 58 |
Cape Girardeau | 59 |
Aurora | 60 |
Hazelwood | 61 |
University City | 62 |
Hillsboro | 63 |
Dexter | 64 |
Overland | 65 |
Farmington | 66 |
Boonville | 67 |
Hannibal | 68 |
Clinton | 69 |
Buckner | 70 |
Monett | 71 |
Belton | 72 |
Adrian | 73 |
Sedalia | 74 |
Bridgeton | 75 |
Columbia | 76 |
Excelsior Springs | 77 |
Macon | 78 |
Lemay | 79 |
Brookfield | 80 |
West Plains | 81 |
California | 82 |
Park Hills | 83 |
Webb City | 84 |
Lathrop | 85 |
Milan | 86 |
Lexington | 87 |
Mehlville | 88 |
Mexico | 89 |
Windsor | 90 |
Festus | 91 |
Troy | 92 |
Scott City | 93 |
Union | 94 |
Palmyra | 95 |
Mount Vernon | 96 |
Murphy | 97 |
Neosho | 98 |
Sikeston | 99 |
Oak Grove | 100 |
Raytown | 101 |
Maryland Heights | 102 |
Marshall | 103 |
Trenton | 104 |
Anderson | 105 |
Barnhart | 106 |
Florissant | 107 |
Fort Leonard Wood | 108 |
Ozark | 109 |
Canton | 110 |
Tipton | 111 |
Waynesville | 112 |
Gladstone | 113 |
Imperial | 114 |
Bowling Green | 115 |
Valley Park | 116 |
Jefferson City | 117 |
Pleasant Hill | 118 |
Odessa | 119 |
Chillicothe | 120 |
Nixa | 121 |
Savannah | 122 |
Albany | 123 |
Concordia | 124 |
Shrewsbury | 125 |
Liberty | 126 |
Arnold | 127 |
Grain Valley | 128 |
Republic | 129 |
Rock Hill | 130 |
Willard | 131 |
Centralia | 132 |
Blue Springs | 133 |
New Haven | 134 |
Affton | 135 |
Seneca | 136 |
Old Jamestown | 137 |
Jackson | 138 |
Richmond Heights | 139 |
Bethany | 140 |
Eureka | 141 |
Sappington | 142 |
Ashland | 143 |
Clayton | 144 |
Washington | 145 |
Greenwood | 146 |
Carl Junction | 147 |
Parkville | 148 |
Perryville | 149 |
Brentwood | 150 |
Olivette | 151 |
Country Club | 152 |
Lee’S Summit | 153 |
Smithville | 154 |
Crestwood | 155 |
Kearney | 156 |
Lamar | 157 |
Ellisville | 158 |
Manchester | 159 |
O’Fallon | 160 |
Ballwin | 161 |
Concord | 162 |
Raymore | 163 |
Oakville | 164 |
Wentzville | 165 |
Dardenne Prairie | 166 |
Fenton | 167 |
Wildwood | 168 |
Sunset Hills | 169 |
Chesterfield | 170 |
Kirkwood | 171 |
Creve Coeur | 172 |
Battlefield | 173 |
Webster Groves | 174 |
Weldon Spring | 175 |
Des Peres | 176 |
Town And Country | 177 |
Glendale | 178 |
Frontenac | 179 |
Ladue | 180 |