These Are The 10 Most Miserable Cities In Wisconsin

Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Wisconsin?

According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Wisconsin – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.

But, we were curious – which Wisconsin cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.

After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Badger State:

1. Milwaukee (Photos)
2. Kenosha (Photos)
3. Racine (Photos)
4. Beloit (Photos)
5. Cudahy (Photos)
6. Lake Geneva (Photos)
7. Whitewater (Photos)
8. Burlington (Photos)
9. Twin Lakes
10. River Falls (Photos)

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.

Oh, and by the way, Elm Grove is the happiest place in Wisconsin.

Or check out the Most Miserable Cities In America.

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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Wisconsin

In order to rank the unhappiest places in Wisconsin, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.

So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:

• Percentage of residents with a college degree
• Average commute times
• Unemployment rates
• Cost of living
• % of married couples
• % of home owners
• Poverty rate

After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Wisconsin with over 2,000 people.

We then ranked each place from one to 169 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).

Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Wisconsin’.

If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.

1. Milwaukee

Population: 598,078
People Who Own Their Home: 38.39%
Married Adults: 30.62%

2. Kenosha

Population: 99,709
People Who Own Their Home: 52.91%
Married Adults: 42.84%

3. Racine

Population: 78,347
People Who Own Their Home: 49.32%
Married Adults: 39.68%

4. Beloit

Population: 36,876
People Who Own Their Home: 53.45%
Married Adults: 40.45%

5. Cudahy

Population: 18,321
People Who Own Their Home: 54.64%
Married Adults: 45.18%

6. Lake Geneva

Population: 7,693
People Who Own Their Home: 37.6%
Married Adults: 49.14%

7. Whitewater

Population: 14,801
People Who Own Their Home: 31.49%
Married Adults: 24.83%

8. Burlington

Population: 10,528
People Who Own Their Home: 51.77%
Married Adults: 44.49%

9. Twin Lakes

Population: 6,033
People Who Own Their Home: 51.94%
Married Adults: 49.08%

10. River Falls

Population: 15,050
People Who Own Their Home: 47.4%
Married Adults: 35.24%

There You Have It

Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.

If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Wisconsin