You’re at your local Whole Foods shopping for kale chips and asparagus water, trying to work out if you’ll have time to stop at the Pottery Barn before you head to your yoga class taught by a girl named Sage. It hits you: you’re leading the whitest life imaginable.
But does that mean the city you live in is one of the whitest places in Michigan?
Don’t worry, we’ve figured it out for you. Using actual census data combined with our favorite white people stereotypes (as confirmed by the internet), we can determine which cities are the whitest of the white in Wolverine State.
After analyzing cities with populations greater than 5,000, we came up with this list as the whitest cities in Michigan for 2018:
- Ishpeming (Photos)
- Grand Haven (Photos)
- St. Clair (Photos)
- Milford (Photos)
- Kingsford (Photos)
- Alpena (Photos)
- Eaton Rapids
- Ironwood (Photos)
- Iron Mountain (Photos)
- Menominee (Photos)
If you’re wondering, Highland Park is the least white city of all those we measured.
How we determined the whitest places in Michigan for 2018
In order to rank the whitest places in Michigan, we had to determine what measurable criteria defines whiteness.
Obviously we had to count how many white people living there, but being one of the whitest cities in Michigan means much more than just having a high percentage of folks who are of the Caucasian persuasion.
These are cities jam-packed with all the stuff white folks love, based on everyone’s favorite stereotypes. After breaking it down, we came up with following criteria to run on 148 cities:
- Percentage of population that’s white
- Whole Foods per capita
- Farmers markets per capita
- Vegan restaurants per capita
- Pottery Barns per capita
- Yoga studios per capita
Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.
All of these results are listed in a per capita basis, meaning number of stores per person in a state. Additionally, we limited the analysis to non-CDPs that have over 5,000 people.
We ranked each place with scores from 1 to 148 in each category, where 1 was the whitest.
Next, we averaged the rankings for each place to create a whiteness index.
And finally, we crowned the city with the highest whiteness index the ‘Whitest City In Michigan.’ We’re lookin’ at you, Ishpeming.
Read on below to learn more about what it’s like to live in whitebread central. Or skip to the end to see the list of all the places in the state from whitest to most diverse in Michigan.
Population: 6,509Percent White: 98.5%
2. Grand Haven
Population: 10,853Percent White: 96.9%
3. St. Clair
Population: 5,395Percent White: 96.8%
Population: 6,434Percent White: 96.8%
Population: 5,086Percent White: 96.0%
Population: 10,213Percent White: 95.9%
7. Eaton Rapids
Population: 5,212 Percent White: 95.5%
Population: 5,089Percent White: 95.3%
9. Iron Mountain
Population: 7,535Percent White: 95.3%
Population: 8,378Percent White: 95.1%
There You Have It – The Whitest of The White Bread In Michigan
Measuring both the locations with the highest percentage of white people, as well as the number of stereo-typically white venues, this list provides accurate information on the whitest places in Michigan.
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Detailed List Of The Whitest Cities In Michigan for 2018
|East Grand Rapids||14|
|Grosse Pointe Farms||38|
|St. Clair Shores||47|
|Grosse Pointe Woods||61|
|Grosse Pointe Park||86|
|Sault Ste. Marie||100|