You’re at your local Whole Foods shopping for kale chips and asparagus water, trying to work out if you’ll have time to stop at the Pottery Barn before you head to your yoga class taught by a girl named Sage. It hits you: you’re leading the whitest life imaginable.
But does that mean the city you live in is one of the whitest places in Pennsylvania?
Don’t worry, we’ve figured it out for you. Using actual census data combined with our favorite white people stereotypes (as confirmed by the internet), we can determine which cities are the whitest of the white in Keystone State.
After analyzing cities with populations greater than 5,000, we came up with this list as the whitest cities in Pennsylvania:
- Moosic (Photos)
- Schuylkill Haven (Photos)
- Bangor (Photos)
- Sayre (Photos)
- Shamokin (Photos)
- Lower Burrell (Photos)
- Sugarcreek (Photos)
- Tyrone (Photos)
- Bradford (Photos)
If you’re wondering, Yeadon is the least white city of all those we measured.
Read on below to see where your hometown ranked and why.
How we determined the whitest places in Pennsylvania
In order to rank the whitest places in Pennsylvania, we had to determine what measurable criteria defines whiteness.
Obviously we had to count how many white people living there, but being one of the whitest cities in Pennsylvania means much more than just having a high percentage of folks who are of the Caucasian persuasion.
These are cities jam-packed with all the stuff white folks love, based on everyone’s favorite stereotypes. After breaking it down, we came up with following criteria to run on 196 cities:
- Percentage of population that’s white
- Whole Foods per capita
- Farmers markets per capita
- Vegan restaurants per capita
- Pottery Barns per capita
- Yoga studios per capita
Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.
All of these results are listed in a per capita basis, meaning number of stores per person in a state. Additionally, we limited the analysis to non-CDPs that have over 5,000 people.
We ranked each place with scores from 1 to 196 in each category, where 1 was the whitest.
Next, we averaged the rankings for each place to create a whiteness index.
And finally, we crowned the city with the highest whiteness index the “Whitest City In Pennsylvania.” We’re lookin’ at you, Moosic.
Read on below to learn more about what it’s like to live in whitebread central. Or skip to the end to see the list of all the places in the state from whitest to most diverse.
Population: 5,712Percent White: 99.7%
Population 2014: 5,038 Percent White: 99.6%
3. Schuylkill Haven
Population: 5,368Percent White: 99.2%
Population: 5,256Percent White: 98.8%
Population: 5,553Percent White: 98.5%
Population: 7,295Percent White: 98.0%
7. Lower Burrell
Population: 11,653Percent White: 97.6%
Population: 5,238Percent White: 97.5%
Population: 5,433Percent White: 97.5%
Population: 8,665Percent White: 97.4%
There You Have It
Measuring both the locations with the highest percentage of white people, as well as the number of stereo-typically white venues, this list provides accurate information on the whitest places in Pennsylvania.
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Detailed List Of The Whitest Cities In Pennsylvania