You’re at your local Whole Foods shopping for kale chips and asparagus water, trying to work out if you’ll have time to stop at the Pottery Barn before you head to your yoga class taught by a girl named Sage. It hits you: you’re leading the whitest life imaginable.
But does that mean the city you live in is one of the whitest places in Tennessee?
Don’t worry, we’ve figured it out for you. Using actual census data combined with our favorite white people stereotypes (as confirmed by the internet), we can determine which cities are the whitest of the white in Volunteer State.
After analyzing cities with populations greater than 5,000, we came up with this list as the whitest cities in Tennessee for 2018:
- La Follette (Photos)
- Signal Mountain (Photos)
- Soddy-Daisy (Photos)
- Church Hill (Photos)
- Mount Carmel (Photos)
- Fairview (Photos)
- Jonesborough (Photos)
- Clinton (Photos)
- Kingston (Photos)
- Bristol (Photos)
If you’re wondering, Memphis is the least white city of all those we measured.
How we determined the whitest places in Tennessee for 2018
In order to rank the whitest places in Tennessee, we had to determine what measurable criteria defines whiteness.
Obviously we had to count how many white people living there, but being one of the whitest cities in Tennessee means much more than just having a high percentage of folks who are of the Caucasian persuasion.
These are cities jam-packed with all the stuff white folks love, based on everyone’s favorite stereotypes. After breaking it down, we came up with following criteria to run on 97 cities:
- Percentage of population that’s white
- Whole Foods per capita
- Farmers markets per capita
- Vegan restaurants per capita
- Pottery Barns per capita
- Yoga studios per capita
Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.
All of these results are listed in a per capita basis, meaning number of stores per person in a state. Additionally, we limited the analysis to non-CDPs that have over 5,000 people.
We ranked each place with scores from 1 to 97 in each category, where 1 was the whitest.
Next, we averaged the rankings for each place to create a whiteness index.
And finally, we crowned the city with the highest whiteness index the ‘Whitest City In Tennessee.’ We’re lookin’ at you, La Follette.
Read on below to learn more about what it’s like to live in whitebread central. Or skip to the end to see the list of all the places in the state from whitest to most diverse in Tennessee.
1. La Follette
Population: 7,131Percent White: 98.0%
2. Signal Mountain
Population: 8,500Percent White: 97.4%
Population: 13,162Percent White: 96.2%
4. Church Hill
Population: 6,723Percent White: 95.3%
5. Mount Carmel
Population: 5,425Percent White: 94.8%
Population: 8,271Percent White: 93.2%
Population: 5,234Percent White: 93.0%
Population: 9,993Percent White: 91.9%
Population: 5,841Percent White: 91.7%
Population: 26,734Percent White: 91.6%
There You Have It – The Whitest of The White Bread In Tennessee
Measuring both the locations with the highest percentage of white people, as well as the number of stereo-typically white venues, this list provides accurate information on the whitest places in Tennessee.
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Detailed List Of The Whitest Cities In Tennessee for 2018