The 10 Dumbest Cities In America For 2023


We used science and data to determine which American cities are real dummies.

Editor’s Note: We updated this article for 2023. This is our tenth time ranking the dumbest cities to live in America. This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment — don’t freak out.

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Americans like to think they’re the best when it comes to just about everything, when measured against other nations. While we’re certainly the richest, most freedom loving, and pretty much the bodyguards for the poor and defenseless, we’ve known for years that we’re certainly not the smartest country on earth.

Recently, we ranked 28th when it came to math and science scores, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD).

We’re really smart, people. Just not the smartest. And we’re working on it.

We wanted to measure the biggest cities in the U.S. to see where the most dummies live.

So, how do you decide which city in the U.S. is the dumbest? By measuring the high school graduation rate of the entire population, and looking at the number of educational vs. drinking opportunities in these places, that’s how.

Plus, we thought why not add in a stereotype? Cause, you know, women are always saying that they are smarter than men. That might not actually be a stereotype, though. According to ABC News, women just passed men on IQ tests.

Using that criteria, it’s not hard to scrape the internet, run some scientific data on where the largest pockets of dumb people in America might live, and then put out a list.

Are we seeing a pattern here? Just about all of the cities on this list are in California and Texas. Is that a surprise?

Also, we’re not saying the people in these cities – or the cities themselves – are bad. We’re just making an observation that as a majority, they’re not the brightest bulbs in the room.

Read on below to see where your town ranked.

Or if you’re simply not interested in reading about dumb, and you don’t care about this list, check out:

The 10 Dumbest Cities In America For 2023

Santa Maria, CA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Population: 109,309
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Adult High School Dropout: 38.0% (2nd worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 14.0% (6th worst)
More on Santa Maria:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

El Monte, CA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Population: 110,144
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Adult High School Dropout: 37.0% (4th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 14.0% (6th worst)
More on El Monte:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

El Monte is just a bit east of Los Angeles. Here, 47% of the residents are high school dropouts. There are 10 bars for every library here. In fact, there aren’t very many libraries at all in El Monte.

We’re not saying that a lack of libraries is a sign that people are stupid. We get it: Lots of people don’t attend libraries, and you can learn anything you want on the web. That’s if you have the web. There are large percentages of every large city that don’t have a computer or internet, and rely on a library in which to learn.

And that would be really tough in El Monte.

Salinas, CA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Population: 163,004
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 3)
Adult High School Dropout: 38.0% (worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 15.0% (9th worst)
More on Salinas:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

So here’s the deal with Salinas: It has one of the nation’s highest number of uneducated residents. That’s a fact. But the library to bar ratio is actually respectable. There are quite a few libraries in town here.

For that reason, we’re arguing that there’s no excuse that such a large percentage of the population remains uneducated. Like quite a few other cities on this list, Salinas is a huge agricultural town, and it has one of the largest concentrations of illegal immigrants in the nation.

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Population: 104,684
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 5)
Adult High School Dropout: 29.0% (9th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 14.0% (6th worst)
More on Jurupa Valley:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

San Bernardino, CA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Population: 220,821
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Adult High School Dropout: 28.0% (12th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 13.0% (4th worst)
More on San Bernardino:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

San Bernardino has been on our list before. And, we can attest that there are lots and lots of dumb people walking around San Bernardino any given day. While there are a decent number of city libraries here, if you ask a native of San Bernardino, they’d tell you the bars and clubs are much more popular.

It’s a place of high crime, and one where the people who have a decent education move away from. And it seems that those who have no motivation to excel in life take their place.

Rialto, CA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Population: 103,799
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Adult High School Dropout: 26.0% (14th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 12.0% (2nd worst)
More on Rialto:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Paterson, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Population: 157,927
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Adult High School Dropout: 24.0% (17th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 12.0% (3rd worst)
More on Paterson:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Santa Ana, CA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Population: 313,818
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 4)
Adult High School Dropout: 37.0% (3rd worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 17.0% (18th worst)
More on Santa Ana:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

When you have 22 bars for every library, and half of the people in your city are walking around without a high school education, that’s a sign that your town is lacking some real intelligence.

While we’re not judging the individual intelligence level of anyone in Santa Ana in particular, it’s clear there’s not a lot upstairs with many, many people here.

Santa Ana is centrally located in Orange County, and it’s considered one of the most densely populated cities in the country.

Victorville, CA

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Population: 132,924
Rank Last Year: 16 (Up 7)
Adult High School Dropout: 23.0% (22nd worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 11.0% (worst)
More on Victorville:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Pasadena, TX

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Population: 151,964
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 3)
Adult High School Dropout: 28.0% (12th worst)
Adult Highly Educated: 15.0% (12th worst)
More on Pasadena:  Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

When your city’s nickname is “Pasa-get-down-dena”, that’s a clear indication that people are partying a lot more than learning. And more than a third of people seem to want to keep it that way.

A big part of the economy here is gas and oil exploration. Which is a great career for a hard-working, blue-collar worker that makes up a majority of the people living here.

What stupid criteria did we use?

In order to rank the dumbest cities in the USA of A, we had to determine what criteria defines a dumb person.

We started by making a list of every place in the U.S. with over 100,000 people based on the 2017-2021 American Community Survey. That left us with ~250 places to rank.

We then looked at the following dumb-tastic criteria for each of the places on the list:

  • High school graduation rates
  • Number of bars vs. libraries per capita
  • Number of men in a city

Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.
You can download the data here.

There You Have It — The Dumbest Big Cities in America

If you’re measuring the locations in America where there are a high number of dropouts, few libraries, and where men tend to dominate, this is an accurate list.

A study by the Washington Post said women have better verbal skills than men. To that study, I say, “Duh!”

If you’re curious enough, here are the least stupid places in America. Or, the smartest, if you will:

  1. Ann Arbor
  2. Boulder
  3. Irvine

Detailed List Of The Dumbest Places To Live In America

Rank City Population Unemployment Rate Home Value
1 Santa Maria, CA 109,309 14.0%
2 El Monte, CA 110,144 14.0%
3 Salinas, CA 163,004 15.0%
4 Jurupa Valley, CA 104,684 14.0%
5 San Bernardino, CA 220,821 13.0%
6 Rialto, CA 103,799 12.0%
7 Paterson, NJ 157,927 12.0%
8 Santa Ana, CA 313,818 17.0%
9 Victorville, CA 132,924 11.0%
10 Pasadena, TX 151,964 15.0%
11 Newark, NJ 306,247 15.0%
12 Elizabeth, NJ 135,772 15.0%
13 Palmdale, CA 167,987 16.0%
14 Hartford, CT 121,562 17.0%
15 Pomona, CA 151,592 18.0%
16 Hialeah, FL 224,362 18.0%
17 Oxnard, CA 202,981 19.0%
18 Laredo, TX 254,697 20.0%
19 Ontario, CA 175,223 19.0%
20 Mesquite, TX 149,848 16.0%
21 Brownsville, TX 185,849 21.0%
22 New Bedford, MA 100,309 18.0%
23 Stockton, CA 317,818 18.0%
24 Moreno Valley, CA 208,371 18.0%
25 Waterbury, CT 113,783 17.0%
26 Miami Gardens, FL 111,706 16.0%
27 Bridgeport, CT 148,529 20.0%
28 Lynn, MA 100,233 21.0%
29 Kansas City, KS 155,745 19.0%
30 North Las Vegas, NV 259,638 17.0%
31 West Valley City, UT 139,361 15.0%
32 Norwalk, CA 103,330 21.0%
33 Fontana, CA 208,087 20.0%
34 Garden Grove, CA 172,708 23.0%
35 Allentown, PA 125,250 18.0%
36 Springfield, MA 155,770 20.0%
37 Odessa, TX 112,640 19.0%
38 Lancaster, CA 171,820 19.0%
39 Garland, TX 245,075 23.0%
40 Inglewood, CA 108,206 23.0%
41 Detroit, MI 645,658 17.0%
42 Brockton, MA 104,216 20.0%
43 Cleveland, OH 374,861 19.0%
44 Modesto, CA 217,728 20.0%
45 Fresno, CA 538,678 24.0%
46 Escondido, CA 151,443 26.0%
47 Dayton, OH 138,416 19.0%
48 Downey, CA 114,293 25.0%
49 Glendale, AZ 245,685 22.0%
50 Elgin, IL 114,156 26.0%
51 Bakersfield, CA 398,756 24.0%
52 Warren, MI 138,996 19.0%
53 Riverside, CA 314,858 24.0%
54 Anaheim, CA 348,204 28.0%
55 Antioch, CA 114,750 22.0%
56 Visalia, CA 140,109 22.0%
57 Lowell, MA 114,804 27.0%
58 San Antonio, TX 1,434,540 27.0%
59 El Cajon, CA 106,043 23.0%
60 Corpus Christi, TX 318,168 23.0%
61 Rockford, IL 148,942 23.0%
62 El Paso, TX 676,395 27.0%
63 Grand Prairie, TX 195,992 27.0%
64 Milwaukee, WI 578,198 25.0%
65 Greeley, CO 107,014 26.0%
66 Amarillo, TX 200,371 24.0%
67 Augusta-Richmond County Consolidated Government (Balance), GA 201,264 23.0%
68 Mcallen, TX 141,941 31.0%
69 Joliet, IL 150,323 25.0%
70 Waco, TX 136,800 27.0%
71 Las Vegas, NV 634,786 26.0%
72 Pompano Beach, FL 111,423 28.0%
73 Sparks, NV 106,900 25.0%
74 Rochester, NY 211,100 29.0%
75 Beaumont, TX 115,013 25.0%
76 Wichita Falls, TX 102,563 23.0%
77 Gresham, OR 114,164 23.0%
78 Toledo, OH 271,454 20.0%
79 Phoenix, AZ 1,591,119 30.0%
80 Memphis, TN 634,139 26.0%
81 Syracuse, NY 146,781 29.0%
82 Long Beach, CA 466,565 32.0%
83 Corona, CA 157,844 29.0%
84 Akron, OH 191,483 22.0%
85 Tucson, AZ 538,167 28.0%
86 Miami, FL 440,807 33.0%
87 Richmond, CA 115,677 33.0%
88 Abilene, TX 125,474 26.0%
89 Chula Vista, CA 274,818 30.0%
90 Aurora, IL 183,447 34.0%
91 Pueblo, CO 111,424 21.0%
92 Palm Bay, FL 118,709 21.0%
93 Los Angeles, CA 3,902,440 36.0%
94 Dallas, TX 1,300,239 35.0%
95 Kent, WA 134,890 27.0%
96 North Charleston, SC 114,542 27.0%
97 Midland, TX 130,765 31.0%
98 Arlington, TX 392,304 31.0%
99 Hayward, CA 162,254 31.0%
100 Providence, RI 188,812 32.0%